Hannah is the name

So I guess I'm sorta Rad I'm not that funny But aye follow me anyways

[somebodies-nobody]

People:*laughing three blocks away from me*

Me:It's me. They're laughing at me…

[somebodies-nobody]

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

[sabertoothwalrus]

unmute

[copperbadge]

I have never so joyously reblogged a bird video in my life. 

[somebodies-nobody]

Me: this Starbucks drink is nasty

Me: *remembers I paid $6 for it*

Me: My... I've never tasted such an exquisite creation.....

[driveshaftgroupie-deactivated20]

i know when that hotline bling

that can only mean one thing

[cinemove]

Clueless (1996) dir. Amy Heckerling

[sandflake]

I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

Veins everywhere?

gorgeous~

Skin patches? Birthmarks?

hella rad~

Scars? Stretch marks?

beautiful~

Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

heckie yeah~

Large? Curvy?

lovely~

Small? Thin?

charming~

Missing a few pieces?

handsome as ever~

Feel like you just look weird?

you’re fantastic looking~

[mymindcontinuestobecomeabstract]

THIS is the best post ever. 

[herokind-archive]

THIS.

[mackseptiplier-blog]

[starsfadingbutilingeron]

honestly same

[babyanimalgifs]

[trashboat]

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

[brucebocchi]

that’s what god says when he sees me crying in a taco cabana bathroom

[icecreamsandwichcomics]

aimless efforts

[iwanttrumpinmyrump-deactivated2]

this is the best comic ive ever seen

[girthakitt-blog]

Trigger warning: Breakfast

[avfwdrugec]

Holy shit.

[fitzefitcher]

reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers

[built2bulk-blog]

I sat here staring at that last panel for a solid minute, reading then reading again. This is just something else.

[radsturbate]

[shencomix]

[panicinthecity]

Y'all I’m dead this is the best thing ever

(x)

[eternal-nova-deactivated2018011]

oh that poor, delicate snowflake

[unclefather]

at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.

[unclefather]

nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.