[lostwoodscutie]

[a-frog-in-a-bog]

answer some questions and I’ll tell you what kind of straight person you would be

[a-frog-in-a-bog]

Me watching the gay people in my phone get psychic damage from my silly little uquiz

[wintercorrybriea]

[shammytelevision]

i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend

[luthienne]

c.k. williams, from "heracles" / anne carson, from h of h playbook

[eggsaladstain]

THE MENU (2022) dir. Mark Mylod

[lesb0]

tiktok be like "if you as a haggard 19 year old simply get botox and a face lift and a nose job and lip injections you won't need monthly filler rounds at the ancient decrepit senior age of 30 because your facial muscles will die from being regularly injected with a toxic poison" and the girls are like yeah this is feminist women's empowerment

[lesb0]

"ponytail facelifts are a great option for women under 35" okay how about die immediately. killing and murdering and violence 😃

[thoodleoo]

banned from writing scholarship about euripidean tragedy after referring to medea killing her children and flying off in a dragon chariot as a "category 5 girl moment"

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[nonegenderleftpain]

[largishcat]

before: GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCK PIECE OF SHIT

after: hello mommy 🥺 could you pretty please help me with this 🥺 it’s me your baby boy

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this was printed on ancient paper that bordered parchment in a house I did repairs in and it scared me

[manny-jacinto]

#jennifer coolidge was right, these gays were trying to murder us

[funnytwittertweets]

[candyspells]

best magical defense?

moat

Greater Baja Blast

wizard restraining order

Ketamine Ape

hat

Voting ended onJan 24, 2023

please

[e-raser-shavings]

The wizard council banned summon ketamine ape for a reason

[arataka-reigen]

Accidentally following a porn bot is so embarrassing, like, I'm so sorry ma'am i actually meant to shoot you dead not enter your home

[gamegrrl]

i LOVE watching clips from high school productions on youtube. geeky high school thespians are my favorite people on this earth

[gamegrrl]

leading lady who’s been taking voice lessons since she was 7 vs leading man who got the role because he showed up. girl in chorus who is 100% convinced she could be on broadway right now if she had the right connections (she could not). autistic girl who is clearly the most talented one in the cast but the director definitely thought she was too weird to believably play the female lead. gay teenage boy trying to play a ladies’ man. jock who auditioned as a joke but got in and now his mom won’t let him quit so he’s ready to kill himself at any moment. this is the funniest combination of people you will ever see in your life.

[neenarchive]

male characters are at their most relatable when they have a weakness for insane women

[neenarchive]

when a man in a work of fiction looks at a woman with heart eyes as she carries out atrocities. when he looks a little scared a little horny. when he aids and abets. when he enables her in her killing and maiming and execution of violent revenge or whatever. i get very barbie as the princess and the pauper i'm a girl like you.mp3 about it

[neenarchive]

hell yeah brother

[lousolversons]

“I never ask you for anything, not to feel the way I felt…” Tess Servopoulos + Joel Miller in S1E02 of The Last Of Us (HBO)