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Intro Post!! (OOC)
Greetings and Salutations! I am a creature that likes roleplaying as a wizard named Gum on the interwebs, which is what this here wizard blog is for <|:^)
Messages are open!! I'm not the best at responding but I'm down to make friends and colleagues within this here wizarding internet niche!
DNI and running jokes / refs under the cut!
i need a health potion to get through the day
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The store is always such a nice target practice range when checking out
This motherfucker got assigned dungeon lvl 1!!!!
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I am going to go to your wizard tower and putting up a poster about moving with WASD and checking inventory with I!
The council only recommended that I put up posters connected to my tower's particular puzzles, and even said that I can gate some of them behind the magic glasses concealment spell! They even classed @jimkinnz as a boss-level enemy instead of a mini boss!
i,m even allowed to make my weak spot harder to target with the lockĀ·on systemĀ”
(Ā·ā¢į·ā©ā¢į· ) they classified mĆØ as a mini boss (Ā·ā¢į·ā©ā¢į· )
Thatās it, Iām bringing the the poison spewing topiary monsters back to my tower!
you,re replacing my little cousin as your mini bossĀæ (ā ą¹ā Ā“ā ā¢ā .Ģ«ā Ā ā ā¢ā Ā ā `ā ą¹ā )
Heās being promoted to mini boss that compliments the main bossās attack pattern.
ā¢iamb going to pop ouČ of flƶƶr tiles and deal poison dĒmĒge to the herÅs (Ėµ ā¢Ģ į“ ā¢Ģ Ėµ ) ā§
kids these days are just too busy being gay to go on my perilous wizard quests
always on that damn phone instead of my perilous wizard quests
Fine. Quests will be more āgayā now.
Go slay
the dragon and
Queen!
Hot single
combatants
In your area! ļæ¼Finish him~ šš
Doomed romance* with the tyrant duke?!
(*because you are going to kill him)
Yes please!*
(*because I want you to please kill him)
Stop ā
Falling š
In š„
Love š©
And ā
Kill šŖ
Thatš
Fool š
broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes š
where's my useless apprentice i TOLD him it was going to be the duty of the next generation to not repeat the mistakes of those before them and to make this world bet- oh my apprentice goes by her now? you're telling me she's right in front of me! my dear i'm so sorry i didn't know. you look so much more happier and more confident than the bumbling, shy apprentice i once knew. im so proud of you. were you the one who tampered with my fucking runes
Hey, remember me? We spawned into beginner village together! You reclassed to Archmage? Thatās awesome, donāt you have to get to like, level 60 for that? ā¦Huh? Oh, haha, well, no not really, you know how it is with us village kids. Dropped out of the main questline like, way back. I just sort of play to fish, Iām not very good at combat. Iām doing okay for myself though, I caught a Sea Bass the other day that sold for 10g! Oh, um, sorry, didnāt mean toā no, itās okay, i get it, daily dungeons are like, super important. It was really nice to see you again
Heyyyy, it's me again! Oh, the dungeon? Yeah, no, it was fine. Pretty standard, and my friends are pretty good at them so it didn't take too long. Sorry for just running off like that, it's just the paladin becomes kinda preachy when we're late for things... Hey, I, Uh... Wanted to ask you a favour if you don't mind? I have been woefully neglecting my fishing skill tree. Like I'm SO bad at it. And there's this thing happening, and I need a special fish for it, and I was hoping... No, no, I don't need you to *do* anything I was just hoping for some pointers? 'Cause it's pretty far away and all... Oh, you do like travel? Just not having to fight? Oh. That's... Oh. Okay. Um... Did you want to... Go to the festival? With me?
Okay, it always annoys me when those mobile games install themselves on my phone without my permission, but now somehow I've got this app that traps people inside the phone and lets you control their digital surroundings, and I don't even remember seeing an ad for this app and I have no idea where it came from.
Did you visit @gavamont recently? He might have used your phone to seal away someone he was too cowardly to kill. It's his thing.
I mean, there's nobody actually trapped in the phone yet; just the app is installed there.
At least, I don't think there's anyone actually trapped in the phone yet. I'm not totally sure I understand the app's interface.
Sometimes, when I seal someone within a phone, they appear as an app. But, that means you can change their settings within the settings app.
LISTEN UP
Todays magic class is on malignant mana beasts! the reason wizards wear hats as we do is largely due to these shape shifting creatures whos very presence within three dimensions weakens our magic!
they can become anything or anyone but retain their coloration and eye color so if you see any animals like this call the wizard council immediately! ( not that i left any alive) NOW
the natural predator of the malignant mana beasts is you guessed it HATS!!!!!!!!!! the living hat creatures of universe (unnamed 3000232-B) eat these guys like you eat french fries fresh from the local frier maidens
as you can see here the hat creature takes no time at all devouring its prey! usually a MMB runs as soon as they see a wizard hat for fear of its own life but in the event one is crazy or hungry enough its always a good idea to carry a dagger! they are surprisingly weak to everyday harm like this! and it usually scares them away! the more you know teaching time with larry is over hope you enjoyed everyone!
Thank you Larry for this fascinating tidbit!!! I used to know a guy with a REAL hat creature, those things have a crazy impact on the ecosystem for better or worse.... Who knows what would happen if there were too many running around!!! Like wolves they must be tamed so their population can be carefully managed... Nature is so beautiful āŗļø
LISTEN UP
Todays magic class is on malignant mana beasts! the reason wizards wear hats as we do is largely due to these shape shifting creatures whos very presence within three dimensions weakens our magic!
they can become anything or anyone but retain their coloration and eye color so if you see any animals like this call the wizard council immediately! ( not that i left any alive) NOW
the natural predator of the malignant mana beasts is you guessed it HATS!!!!!!!!!! the living hat creatures of universe (unnamed 3000232-B) eat these guys like you eat french fries fresh from the local frier maidens
as you can see here the hat creature takes no time at all devouring its prey! usually a MMB runs as soon as they see a wizard hat for fear of its own life but in the event one is crazy or hungry enough its always a good idea to carry a dagger! they are surprisingly weak to everyday harm like this! and it usually scares them away! the more you know teaching time with larry is over hope you enjoyed everyone!
when will the wizard hate stop?
this is the TRUTH I'm not sorry if it's hard to hear
