me, a new knitter who has only shopped at hobby lobby and joann’s, going into an independent yarn store for the first time: oooh, this yarn is gorgeous. i wonder how much - *seeing the $38.99 price tag and promptly choking on my spit* holy ravioli, batman, is it made out of GOLD?! is rumplestiltskin in the back room spinning this shit from straw?!














