somegirlcalledjordan

i make youtube videos where i think im funny, but im really not that funny...i should stop talking

[anxietyproblem]

[ruinedchildhood]

Avengers: Endgame (2019) dir. The Russo Brothers

[thoughts-in-shower]

People with social anxiety are probably more embarrassed about complaining at a restaurant than the restaurant is for making a mistake.

[studentlifeproblems]

so…who’s mentally drained from school?

[anxietyproblem]

[parks-and-rex]

The internet is losing its collective mind over these adorable new cat paw cups that have been released by Starbucks China. The cups feature double walls so that the inner shape looks like a cat’s paw dipping into the cup, as well as a cute cherry blossom design on the outer glass.

The cups were only just released on Tuesday, but there have already been reports of arguments and even fistfights in various Starbucks locations across China as collectors try to score one for themselves. These adorable cups are also available online for a limited time, get yours HERE.

[medievalthymes]

whoever is running the sparknotes twitter account needs a raise

[maplefiasco]

OMG I want to go back in time and send all of these to english-majoring student me. After I explain twitter. And John Mulaney. And later seasons of Parks & Rec.

[disinterested-deactivated201304]

[ejacutastic]

hello friend please look up i am here

[dicaeopolis]

so that mcelroys home video compilation

[glumshoe]

my dad’s reply when I said I’d be there for dinner tomorrow

[bethanyesda]

Tangled (2010) dir. Byron Howard & Nathan Greno

[pouting]

via weheartit

[onlypooh]

[vviirgo]

[soldierwinters]

[laswellspup]

So,,, we’re just gonna ignore the fact that Ham is eating a hot dog or

[fargone5]

Maybe it’s beef?

[kumabearsweetheart-deactivated2]

That is 100% absolutely pork.

[defydamage]

You’re both wrong all the meat in spider hams world is human

[vampire-cathedral]

[90s90s90s]

[studentlifeproblems]