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fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

memorycycle

now all the ladys on the floor start eroding ! *a harsh wind envelopes the club*

Feel ill this week. Posts’ll be weird this week.

jusjuiceboxbox

Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as

- sneezed wrong

- turned your neck a little too fast

- slept weird

- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual

- breathed

- failed to breathe properly

- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time

- looked too hard at something too far away

- knees

corpse-toy

Hello This Is The Office Of The Specialist You Were Referred To. We Have Decided To Never Call You To Schedule An Appointment Because You Are Evil And We Do Not Accept Evil Patients

beastlyart

Welcome to your appointment at the Specialist! You came here... why? Your "doctor" referred you? Riiiight. Yeah, IDK why you would think that. I don't think you need Specialty. We actually don't even deal with Specialty here. Please immolate yourself on the way out.

nightmare-from-heaven

Hey. Your brain needs to de-frag. Literally it needs you to sit there and space out.

If you want your memory or executive function to improve, stare out a window at the skyline or sidewalk or trees or birds on the electrical wires for like 20+ minutes per day. (With no other stimulation like a podcast or TV if you can manage but hey baby steps innit). If you're fortunate enough to have safe outside with any bits of nature, go stare closely at a 1 meter square of grass and trip out on the bugs and shapes of grasses and stuff.

Literally this will make you smarter. Our brains HAVE TO HAVE this zone out time to do important stuff behind the scenes. This does not happen during sleep, it's something else.

That weird pressurized feeling you get sometimes might be your brain on no defrag.

Give your brain a Daily Dose Of De-Frag.

someguywithabeard

Also this is pretty much how mindfulness works, but instead you’re focusing on one specific thing instead of trying to completely zone out. It’s good for the brain!

gabgabgabriel

i hope everything works out for you, bisexual person on Tumblr

visenyaism

hey did anyone hear a single discordant note in the leitmotif just now

lemonsweet

Very fascinated by this Walmart shirt. Could they not use the actual phrase or something? It's not even specifying "when you're mean to me" it's just when you're mean in general this particular bunny gets hurt. She carries all suffering. This bunny experiences all evil in the world.