requiem for the dead, nightmare for the living

mycaela • 28 • she/they • pastel: cieloto

[kosmogrl]

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

[kosmogrl]

don’t contact me. ever

[hauntingyourself]

You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t

[terra-nightgale]

OMG I CAN HAZ TUMBLR

so yea, i made a blog and now i need to post stuff XD

[flareonfloof]

omg finally

[terra-nightgale]

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

[hardwrench]

back in the day if you made a meme you would be forced to go on ellen

[rabbiteclair]

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

[ell-does-stuff]

shadow quiz is about to go crazy

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[chortlebot]

remake of this classic

[tall]

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[peachfromcmbyn]

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

[wintercorrybriea2]

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…