boomerdick

independent marvel boomerang. written by jordan. est. august 2013. please read the rules before interacting, there is crucial information in there!

[somekindofsexthing]

hi i disappeared, but i blame depression and fin/al fan/asy

[somekindofsexthing]

vibroshocker‌:

What’s more motivating than money?

Love~

[somekindofsexthing]

vibroshocker‌:

Yeah? Work going well for you, then?

I’ve gotten new motivation to work a little harder. 

[somekindofsexthing]

f/inal f/antasy is consuming my soul

[somekindofsexthing]

vibroshocker‌:

Yeah, ok, that sounds nice.

[ Herman’s almost lost in a false sense of security, but  then he pauses. ]

I don’t have my wallet so you have to pay.

Y’know what? That’s okay. Just got finished with a job.

[somekindofsexthing]

replies are gonna be slow for a bit, but i’ll be on d/iscord and checking the dash every so often. 

[kdramastuff]

[somekindofsexthing]

vibroshocker‌:

I don’t know! People change?

[ Yeah that’s why you’ve been doing the same thing over and over for the past too many decades despite multiple chances to better yourself. He sighs a very heavy sigh. ]

Yeah, we’re still friends, Fred. I wish I knew how to quit you.

Aw, Schultzie, don’t say that. 

[ He slings an arm around his shoulder and pulls him in close. ] 

Let me take you out to dinner and we can catch up!

[somekindofsexthing]

vibroshocker‌:

Well –

[ He throws up his arms. It made sense. In con logic, at least. ]

I guess. No thanks to you, though. I could’ve died, man. And, y’know, it really hurt because I thought, I mean– Ok, the second time I kind of deserved it because I went a little nuts, but – I’ve always thought of myself as a reasonable dude. Someone you can talk problems out with. We could have hashed things out, y’know? Had a heart to heart. Grown closer as friends.

When I have I ever had a heart to heart with anyone? 

[ He’s not the type to. Unless it’s under certain circumstances. Most of the time Fred just Doesn’t. Things could change, though, who knows! ] 

We’re still friends, though, right? I mean--

[i-heart-kdramas]

[somekindofsexthing]

if u want u can add me on d/iscord at escape kate#8237 pls tell me who u r

[somekindofsexthing]

vibroshocker‌:

[ The warmness of Fred’s hug makes Herman feel a little bit bad about what happens next (only a little, though). As soon as he’s set back down, Herman swings at Fred’s head. He really did miss the other man, but like hell he was just gonna hug and get over almost being killed twice. Herman had to at least get one hit in. ]

That’s for trying to kill me, asshole.

[ Okay, okay. He may have deserved that. He did, you know, try to kill him and has probably done a lot more than just that to Herman (his memory’s a little fuzzy). 

Herman lands a punch right against his jaw, probably leading to a nasty bruise later on to where Oona’s probably going to say: You deserved that. 

Fred cradles his cheek in one hand for a second, wincing as he brushes against the sensitive skin and touching his lip just to check to see if it’s busted. Once he pulls his hand away, and sees no blood, he breathes a sigh of relief. ] 

But you’re alive, right? So I wasn’t successful. 

[somekindofsexthing]

things that have changed

fred’s main and only fc is j/o j/ung s/uk

in his mainverse, he’s happily married and in an open relationship. 

things that have not changed

fred is a dickhole

[somekindofsexthing]

if there’s one person that fred wants to both fuck over and also give things to it’s herman

[somekindofsexthing]

vibroshocker‌:

Ahh… Same old, Fred.

[ He opens his arms wide, and welcoming. ]

C’mere and give me a hug, ya big dummy.

[ Oh he definitely doesn’t hesitate. He wraps his arms around Herman and picks him up in a hug. He’ll fuck with him later. Right now, he just wants to hug him. Maybe give him a wedgie. Is he mature? Most definitely not. ] 

[windenloop]

[somekindofsexthing]

vibroshocker‌:

Miss is a strong word.

Aw, hell. Who am I kiddin’, it’s good to see you’re still alive, Fred.

[ If you look really closely, I mean super close, you may see a tear coming out from under his cowl. He may have missed fucking with Shocker a little too much. ] 

My darling, my sweetie pie, stealing is what keeps me alive. [ And also puts me in danger! ]