ma'am, is this your tom jones corpse?

Hi, I'm Ariel. She/Her ♥ 24 ♥ Texas

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Team Fortress 2, or:

Look how badass our ladies are

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can y'all stop fuckin coming in here to tell me I forgot zhanna

she didn't exist when i made the post in 20fucking13

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The happiest girl in the world

[anthologyofjerks]

Canon/OC Aesthetic — Miss Charlotte Pauling

Every day she takes a morning bath, she wets her hair, Wraps a towel ‘round her as she’s heading for the bedroom chair, It’s just another day. Slippin’ into stockings, Steppin’ into shoes, Dippin’ in the pocket of her raincoat, It’s just another day.

[panhardt]

Live screencaps from the PTR

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Petition for overwatch to never introduce another sniper character because I am Very Tired of playing consistently with teams made up of three subpar snipers who don't want to change to something helpful.

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”

[startrekdeepspacenine]

Visit Original Link

scout’s VA brings us that A+ phrasing as always

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Ready for bed! 🐶

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🐷💜🐶

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When u have to fact check someone else on their own characters because u remember their families better than they do

[lauralot89]

@penroseparticle

WHAT TIME IS IT?

[zxid]

Happy Valentine day from the OW cast! [source on official twitter]

[peachthebeast]

So Miss Pauling came back to her office to find that the team left her Valentine’s gifts. She couldn’t stop smiling and had the biggest giggle fit.

Spy gave her a giant bouquet of flowers, Heavy made her a sandvich with a little heart-shaped toothpick, Medic had Archimedes fly her his Valentine, Demo left her a bomb with a giant pink heart on one side and “You Da BOMB!” written on the other side, Soldier misheard “Leave a heartfelt message”  and just left a human heart, Engie made her a cute little robot holding a message, Pyro made her her own Pauling doll, Sniper was probably late to the party and delivered a cute note in the quickest way possible, and Scout, of course, left a love note that probably has 3 pages worth of spelling errors and cheesy poems

I know I’m late posting this by a couple days!!!

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Nobody is better at giving gifts than me. 😎😎😎

[ziraseal]

You, a gay: I love you

Me, a gay intellectual: Tu es mon Totino

[tyuran]

I added some more to the D&D valentines set, so now there’s a full lettersize sheet if you’re into that. Do you know how hard it is to come up with PG D&D puns?

[pathfuckery]

These are gr8! :D 

[shoelesscosmonaut]

@dangerous-john