wtf is going on lmfao

send me $10 and i’ll give you a rock fact to match your zodiac sign

[sparrowlucero]

I'll see you later alligator

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

never kill yourself . your next apple could be so good it makes you feel like a horse

[oulious]

[toddsolondz]

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

[2colde]

it's thousand yard stare summer

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[syrenki]

i feel like something inside me has gone moldy

[valtsv]

"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.

[axiusdragon]

[adequateatbest]

World of warcraft has got me in a chokehold i fear

[mumblesplash]

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

[kosmogrl]

don’t contact me. ever

[pencilpai]

Very excited for the new Fire Emblem game!

[pppuri]

Basement Land

[depsidase]

[do-not-u-dare]

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate

[mckitterick]

OMG yes! though I'd say ChatGPT and its ilk are more like Wormtongue, whispering endless praise and lies while actually eroding their power and influence

[smumjii1]

[lockssteps]

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

[memorycycle]

driving my wild boar and i feel a slight bump and i look in the rearview mirror and see a squashed honda civic