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Charles : I only care about 2 things in life, Jake and Amy's relationship and proper food etiquette

Terry : what about Nikolaj?

Charles (without skipping a beat) : It's pronounced Nikolaj

#brooklyn nine nine incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #brooklyn nine nine #charles being a great friend #charles being an uncharacteristically bad father #the ones who get the joke get it #captain holt probably spent days learning the etymology and origin of the name to get the pronunciation correct #because hes petty enough to not let it go #speaking of the captain RIP #Andre Braugher you were a true star #and the commissioner in all of our hearts

Tony (talking to natasha) : I'm just really worried about steve. He's obsessed with this amnesiac killing machine who used to be his best friend?

What even is his name? Backy?

Steve (rushing into the room) Bucky? Did you say bucky? Are we talking about bucky?

#incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #stucky incorrect quotes #I know steve went back in time and killed this ship #but im still sailing this boat #natasha did not react kindly to tony's words about bucky #he was given the cold shoulder until he reluctantly apologized #steve being obsessed with bucky is my roman empire #sorry if this wasnt that good #im a lil rusty

Random bad guy : Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me

Freed : You sure about that?

#anime #fairy tail #freed justine #incorrect quotes #laxus is very proud of his boyfriend #and lowkey terrified

Nobody :

Sting : My father always said I have a bright future.

#anime #fairy tail #sting eucliffe #sting #incorrect quotes #rogue smacks him with paperwork #sabertooth

Rogue(taking down pride flags taped to the ceiling) : For the last time Sting, these are not the equivalent of pride month mistletoe.

#incorrect quotes #anime #fairytail #manga #fairytail incorrect quotes #rogue cheney #sting eucliff #sting is a sucker for kisses #rogue can pretend all he want but deep down inside he wants kisses too #pride #pride month #im a little late to the party #happy pride nonetheless

(Natsu and happy in lucy's apartment)

Natsu : Come on lucy, we're friends. Your home is my home. Your pain is my pain.

Lucy : okay...

Natsu : and your kids will be my kids

Lucy : wait WHAT

#incorrect quotes #fairytail #manga #anime #fairytail incorrect quotes #natsu dragneel #lucy heartfilia #nalu #natsu x lucy #natsu is a dumbass but an oblivious romantic one aswell #i swear every time i tell myself no more fairytail quotes #this definitely happened #ohhh they are in love*activate happy's voice*#juvia hears this and goes into her own fantasy world involving a very elaborate proposal from gray

(Draco and Harry stuck in the muggle world during the quarentine)

Draco : I can survive the crucio curse and countless years of mental and physical torture by he who must not be named

Draco : Hell, I can even stand to dissapoint my father

Harry : but?

Draco : but if I have to stay with these muggle morons for one more day, I will stab a bitch.

#incorrect quotes #harry potter #harry potter incorrect quotes #hp incorrect quotes #draco malfoy #draco x harry #drarry #drarry incorrect quote #quarentine time #guys im not making fun of the quarentine in any sort of way #please dont get mad #draco stuck in the muggle world where he doesnt know how anything works #harry is VERY amused and shares every incident with hermione who is equally intertested

Jake peralta(to amy) : So I bought a vase for our living room

Jake : and I immediatly broke it so I also bought you a new binder.

#brooklyn nine nine #b99 #jake peralta #amy santiago #incorrect quotes #tv show #jake and his dumbass self #amy still loves him #brooklyn nine nine incorrect quotes

Gray(trying to flirt) : Ah! There you are. You blue haired cutie pie

Jella, juvia and levy(all at once) : He was talking to me!

Lucy : You guys have an amazing relationship.

Sting : He once screamed at me for bringing him breakfast in bed.

Rogue : NO CRUMBS ON THE BED!

#lucy heartfilia #sting eucliff #rogue cheney #fairytail #sabertooth #incorrect quotes #fairytail incorrect quotes #sting is so romantic #or atleast...tries to be #anime #manga #stingue #sting x rogue

Natsu : So, I had an idea

Gray : YOU had an idea? Are you sick?

Natsu : I just...thought that maybe I should come up with a plan.

Erza : Yeah, im calling the doctor.

#Natsu dragneel #gray fullbuster #erza scarlet #fairytail #incorrect quotes #fairytail incorrect quotes #lucy is freaking out in the background #poor natsu #anime #manga

(Harry talking to a snake)

Draco : I can hear you bitching about me

Harry : How did you know?

Draco : ...you werent using parseltongue.

#harry potter #hp incorrect quotes #my dumb ass forgot how to spell incorrect #draco malfoy #drarry #draco x harry #harry is an idiot #draco loves him...for some reason

Sirius : What is love?

James : Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me.

Sirius and james, together : NO MORE

#harry potter #hp incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #sirus black #james potter #peter rolls his eyes #remus throws a pillow at them #marauders #marauders era #marauders incorrect quotes

Laxus : I like men who play hard to get

Freed : Well Im plently hard when you're around

*laxus raises an eyebrow*

Freed(blushing) : THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT!

#I know Im late #but better late than never #fraxus day #freed justine #laxus dreyar #anime #fairytail #incorrect quotes #freed x laxus #fraxus #fairytail incorrect quotes #also...I think I broke a rule #if so then im sorry

Sting (concerned) : Hey, why are you crying?

(After a two second pause)

Rogue (looks up) : ...I was yawning and now there is water in my eyes.

#faiytail #sting eucliff #rogue cheney #stingue #anime #manga #incorrect quotes #fairytail incorrect quotes #sabertooth

Freed : I dont have a crush on laxus.

(A few minutes later)

Laxus : oh hey freed! Whats up?

Freed : Ma-many things are up. Li-like the sky, the ceiling, my heartbeat while talking to you. Many things.

#fairytail #freed justine #laxus dreyar #fraxus #freed x laxus #fairytail incorrect quotes #anime #manga

Lucy : So yesterday a man walked up to me and said "you're a pretty little celestial mage, arent you? Why dont you let me take you home, I'll treat you good."

Cana : ...

Lucy : And I was like, Hold up...How do you know I'm a celestial wizard.

#fairy tail #incorrect quotes #lucy heartfilia #cana #fairy tail incorrect quotes #anime #manga

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