#fairytail incorrect quotes

[theneighbourhoodferret]

Gray: I hope this never happens but theres a pen¡s picture of mine floating around somewhere 

Natsu: well guess what we found it

Gray:

[mavikiu]

Levy: oh no, I bought the wrong kind of cookies! Agh, I was so looking forward to them too...

Gajeel: I can grab you some more on my way home later.

Levy: But you'd have to touch the weird soft packaging with the squeaky noises, I know you hate that.

Gajeel: It's alright, you can touch me in return and I'll make squeaky noises. :)

[anyothercomments]

Sorcerer weekly interviewer:So how old are you?

70% of fairytail: well that depends- legally, physically or mentally

[shadowseek3r]

[cygnus-arts]

Freed: I think I’m having a mid-life crisis

Laxus: You’re like 20 years old

Freed: We’re fucking Fairytail wizards, I’m surprised we even made it this long

[freed-trager-justine]

Wendy: Freed? How do you stay healthy and be a responsible adult?

Freed: Why are you asking me? I don’t even know the last time I ate.

Laxus:(tired boyfriend) Okay, we’re getting some food, exercise, sleep, and then we’re going to get a doctor to lecture you on health importance.

[its-tony-time]

Laxus: Hey, Freed? I just thinking and I’ve never met your dad.

Freed: For the last time, he’s at the store!

Laxus: I know but... I’ve known you since you were seven and-

Freed: I SAID HE AT THE STORE!

[someonewith-a-blog]

(Natsu and happy in lucy's apartment)

Natsu : Come on lucy, we're friends. Your home is my home. Your pain is my pain.

Lucy : okay...

Natsu : and your kids will be my kids

Lucy : wait WHAT