[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kittiezandtittiez]

[ask-bot]

You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time at will for as long as you want with no repercussions. What’s the first thing you do with your newfound powers?

[semusepsu]

take a nap

[ivycrowned]

i would literally always freeze time to sleep that way i would never waste time sleeping again. also. ALSO. FUCK MATE. Not feeling like going to work? Freeze time and chill until you do. In a shitty situation that has you in danger? Freeze time and walk away to safety. its. so useful. I literally. dream about this ability.

[adhdbean]

just because I spend some time doing nothing doesn’t mean I’m relaxing. I have not once relaxed

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[jovan]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[256gb]

oh, boo hoo, let me blow you a sick smoke ring on the worlds smallest vape

[dirtyhippiie]

[officialpigeon]

Person: “I’m 6ft tall”

me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*

[ripe]

wildcatcentre on ig

[iridescentavocado]

@deadlygreen

[coluring]

things that are wrong with tumblr

1. the ugly updates

2. 

[onlytwitterpics]

[greelin]

“how many times have you even watched that movie”

[dumbdeviantart]