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I know I never (personally) post things like this but I saw this on the news and I really wanted to share it.
Guys the party happened yesterday - look how happy he is!
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yes yes yes! āŗļø
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There is still so much good in the worldšāØ I am so happy his spirits were rejuvenate!
I will forever love this post I am crying goodbye I want to marry this man
this is the greatest tweet of 2018
How could you leave out the best reply?
I think Anna Kendrick and Kristen Stewart are the only actors from Twilight people still remember. Also Rami Malek but nobody remembers he was in Twilight at all.
RAMI MALEK WAS IN WHAT
Rami Malek was Benjamin in Breaking Dawn part II
I SCREAMED
he wAS WHAT?
I went to a Q&A seminar with Antoni and Karamo and they told us that at Queer Eye auditions Jonathan literally ran from room to room yelling āWHERE IS SHEā over and over again and while everyone assumed it was about the casting director or something it was, in fact, about a Starbucks cup heād lost, and I need you all to know that Jonathan lives on maximum 24/7. He is a force that cannot be contained
Dudes in 18th century would b like āif u donāt respond to my marriage proposal by next winter Iām going to enlist in the war and die .ā
i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just likeā¦ bitch are you okayā¦?
I actually ended up going back downstairs to check on her and brought some leftover cookies I baked this afternoon. sheās very sweet and going through a Breakup Moodā¢ļø after being cheated on. sheās coming over to my gf and Iās annual bad movie night on Friday and she even let me pet her cat named Clarence
my gf thinks itās funny but very fitting that our downstairs neighbor was able to summon a concerned lesbian just by playing jolene while crying about being done dirty by a man
Scott arriving to the avengers compound where everyone is miserable because their friends are dead but itās ok cuz he gave up hope years ago and heās got a gen z way of dealing with depression
Oh so you think Steve Rogers, who grew up during the Great Depression & Also fought in WW2, doesnāt have a fatalistic sense of humour that rivals that of the most hardened Gen Z teen? Hah okay then
Peter Parker, after failing his Spanish assessment: Lol when will death befall me
The rest of the Avengers: Ohmygod Peter honey itās okay itāll get better I promise please donāt say things like that youāre gonna be okay-
Steve, high-fiving him: We can only pray the reaper will arrive early for his appointment with us kid
The first conversation they ever have is when they both have breakfast at the Avengers Tower. Steve burns his toast & he just looks at the wall and declares, completely deadpan, āThere is literally No Point to existence At Allā and then on the other side of the room he hears the instant response of āoh moodā which is basically the story of how Peter Parker & Steve Rogers bonded for life.
acrylics OVER the gloves
BRUH we STILL aināt ready for her looks TBHā¦
Three cheers for these guys [x]
This is how to be a good ally.
Using their Bro-ness for good, not evil
So a tiny story: on Black Friday a few weeks ago I went to Gamestop to buy my brother a game for Christmas, and I noticed this older man was watching me like a hawk. He was loitering around the front of the store without really buying anything, and every time I glanced at him out of the corner of my eye he was looking at me. I went to look at the PS4 games, and he was looking at something right behind me. I checked out the Nintendo games, and he was looking at them too. I was the only woman in the store, by the way.
By the time I got in line to pay he was loitering at the front of the store again, and I just had that feeling that he was going to try and take the game I just bought, or steal my purse, as soon as I left the store. OR, he was going to try and follow me home. And I know I donāt have to explain that terror to any woman reading this, but all I could think was that Iām in this Gamestop alone with at least twenty other men and something is about to happen. Iām beginning to freak out, to the point where Iāve just pulled my pepper spray out of my purse and into the pocket of my coat.Ā
So there I am, next in line to pay, and there is this GIGANTIC dudebro right behind me, and I say gigantic as a 6 foot tall woman. He says,Ā āMaāam? Donāt be offended, but would it be alright if I walked you to your car?ā and I was likeĀ āAre you serious?ā and he was likeĀ āThere are some weird guys in here right now. Have you noticed that guy watching you?ā and then I showed the dudebro the pepper spray in my pocket and he was likeĀ āRight on. Would you still let me walk you to your car?ā and I said yes.
So I paid, and waited while HE paid, and he walked me to my car. And just as I was getting in, the weird guy whoād been loitering came out of the store, saw me and my dudebro, and turned around and walked away in the opposite direction.Ā
In short: men who recognize that women are unsafe in dark alleys, college campuses, grocery stores, gas stations and retail stores and do something about it are the kind of quality men that this world needs more of.
Please for the love of god yes.
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Alright ladies we need another lesbian icon aside Thor so i present:
T'challa, king of the lesbians
Alright when thors called a lesbo icon its okay but when its tchalla, the second man we are claiming its suddenly āenoughā what?? Hmm i smell racism
Yall white lesbians are mad about this post please spread this around more
Aneka and Ayo are former Dora Milaje that are a couple in the comics. So this is basically canon.
Thor: dumb sports lesbians who love beer and brawling. Bad at fashion and talking to girls
T'challa: refined combat lesbians who love trees and dancing under the moonlight. Excellent at talking to girls and being fashionable without trying.
The dichotomy we need
#excuse u thor is great at talking to girls and t'challa literally canāt talk to his crush
exactly, thor attracts hopeless lesbians who desperately want advice from this Smooth Motherfucker and tāchalla attracts smooth lesbians who like, see this trash pile and are likeĀ āheās the worst we need to help himā
Progression of Sobriety
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Wholesome
Fuuucking wholesoooooooome
11/2Ā Today Goofus the Peacock killed a mouse and instead of eating it right away, decided to wander around the pasture carrying it in his beak. The feral cats always appreciate dead-rodent-based performance art, so they followed behind Goofus single file to make a Very Exciting Dead Rodent Parade.
At one point Goofus stopped and put down his rodent and one of the feral cats dared to sniff at it, and Goofus unleashed The Most Terrifying Honk, something along the lines of I WILL END YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE AND YOUR BONES WILL BE FORGOTTEN ON THE FROZEN EARTH WHEN I SNUFF OUT THE SUN AND SING THE STARS TO DARKNESS I AM THE DEVOURER AND DESTROYER OF ALL THINGS
The feral cats, previously unaware that the Death Of The Universe And End Of All Things is currently living as a peacock, ran off at about fifty miles an hour and hid under the barn for the rest of the day. They didnāt even come out at milking time to beg for goat milk, which is a first.
We probably should not have named the Death Of The Universe And The End Of All Things āGoofus,ā actually.
Are you kidding thatās the Prefect name for The Death Of The Universe And End Of All Things.
*male celebrities worrying about getting their career ruined*
all of us:
