gay™

might fuck around and fight God behind a 7/11

[something--gay]

Came to the doctor's..... I've been feeling bad for months... brain hurts..... and had some nausea anyways life has been stressful and haven't had a life update with y'all

[thomasmomwell]

[macabrevampire]

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[nutongzhi]

[mr-mistyeyed]

would u still love me if i were stuck in a cycle i've never been able to break

[virtualgirladvance]

idk why so many of my friends have the same pfp but i love them all

[broccoli-bitching]

I'm sure it's some kind of pride flag or something

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[b1tchcup]

my favorite tweet ever. Every time I go to find it I’m blown away by how few retweets it has

[tall]

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[becherdireinen]

nobody talks about how exhausting it is to live in that space between "things will get better" and "i can't handle this anymore." it's like your emotions are constantly swinging. leaving you both hopeful and defeated in the same day.

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[dogpuppy]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[oywiththepo0dlesalready]

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[homunculus-argument]

You never think about just how different your own way of seeing the world might be from someone else's, because you've only ever known your own and you can't taste your own mouth. These things come to you as a surprise, something that would've never occurred to you, and likewise the other person, who is also seeing a glimpse of your way of thinking, is equally baffled by yours.

I was surprised - and still continue to be surprised, every single time - that there are people who simply do not work with the concept of "X resembles Y, without actually being Y". People to whom the words "looks like [thing]" directly translate to "it's most likely [thing] but I'm not sure yet", and nothing else. If their first assumption of what someone might mean makes no sense, then the statment makes no sense, period. There is no alternative path.

This makes dealing with me extremely frustrating to them, because I say idiotic shit all the time. Like commenting on the bad weather by saying "it sounds like five gorillas beating the shit out of each other out there", which this specific type of person processes to mean "I suspect that there are five gorillas out there", which naturally is a baffling thing to say, like what the hell are you talking about, why would there be any gorillas out there? And then we are arguing because why the hell would I be talking about gorillas if I'm not talking about gorillas. The way I make no damn sense is frustrating to them.

This one time when I was in nursing school, I remarked to a classmate that some specific guy "looks like a hockey player", which prompted her to ask "which one?" After a moment of mutually confused back-and-forth, I finally understood that she was asking which hockey player does he look like. So I had to quickly clarify that oh no, not any specific hockey player, just a hockey player in general. Like if you heard him say "I play hockey", you wouldn't be surprised, because he looks like he would.

And my classmate laughed so hard that she cried, because the idea of someone looking like "a hockey player, just like in general" was so utterly nonsensical and absurd to her that there was nothing else she could do.