[somethingharrypotter]

"I can make deals with the devil because my dick's bigger " is WILD

[facesofdropout]

Yankee doodle dandy

[somethingharrypotter]

I need you guys to know how much I am financially fucking myself by getting super into pokemon cards the same week that Taylor Swift is releasing an album

[theconcealedweapon]

[theconcealedweapon]

[20dimensionsoftangerine]

My favorite Fantasy High battle every season is the one where Adaine is off to the side having a totally separate encounter than everyone else.

Getting mauled by a werewolf in Black Pit while everyone else fights zombies.

Getting dragged around like a ragdoll during Row and Ruction and resisting dominating spells while everyone else fights Whitclaw

Getting nearly downed in one turn by Fabian during Baron's Game while no one else knows what's even happening.

Peak cinema

[theconcealedweapon]

[bebrave-live]

Fantasy High truly manages to capture the multitudes of the ace experience - in one corner we have Riz "so awkward he accidentally summons a nightmare creature to cover up his lack of romantic and sexual attraction" Gukgak and in the other we have Adaine "not only will she beat away any romantic or sexual advances with a stick, she will actually kill you dead if you hit on her" Abernant. And I think that's beautiful.

[arielsojourner]

USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.

Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.

If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.

Are you with me?

Spread the word.

[kasplode]

Organised by People’s Union, read more here:

Nationwide economic blackout on February 28: What to know about boycott

When Donald Trump reentered office, one of his first calls to action was to end several DEI initiatives in the federal government.

[dvasva]

'This won't work, this isn't widespread, nobody knows, we're in a bubble, blah blah blah' my mom, a 64 year old lady with no social media whose first language is spanish, told me about this before tumblr did, and said we are going to participate.

[librarychair]

I've seen flyers for this in real life. Do it.

[tiredadventurer]

[seshrat]

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

[thememedaddy]

[corneliaedits]

headers.

[sirfrogsworth]

I made this same joke in my head with Sonic but Crash Bandicoot is the superior joke.

[uptownthots]

remember when 'video games make female characters sexy to appeal to the male audience' was so controversial women would be harassed online just for saying it

[donniehaspronouns]

“what if kids identify with something and it ends up just being a phase-?” good. stop teaching and expecting kids (and adults honestly) to formulate permanent traits and ideas of themselves. everything in life is a phase. that doesn’t make it any less legitimate while you experience it. let people explore themselves and know it’s okay if what you think about yourself changes.

[shy-azul-deactivated20250319]

ICE is detaining anyone who looks brown apparently. This is horrifying.

[redisnotonfire]

crazy seeing all the maga tumblr users come out of the woodwork today. don’t you know this is the gay people website?