Chocolate Syrup and Sprinkles

@somethinglesssuspicious

agender human bean (don't care about pronouns), queer af, NSFW, don't follow or interact if you're -18 or if you reblog stolen, unsourced stuff. I block mercilessly. I'll reblog queer porn, sex and body positivity, and post lots of naughty/silly nudes of myself, and occasionally a self love, self discovery or body positivity text with or without pic (all mashed up under the tag #chocolate syrup). Everything I post is okay to reblog unless stated otherwise. If I reblog something of yours that you want removed, let me know and I'll remove it immediately.

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Anyone got experience with the supplement 5-htp? I've been on it for 2 months now bc of insomnia (and it helps for sleeping better)but the depression is getting worse again.

I wanna go back on Prozac but a bit wary of serotonin syndrome in combining the two or not spacing them out properly.

Someone with advice? There's little to no research on this :/

thequotejournals

“I usually solve problems by letting them devour me.”

— Franz Kafka

marsnotebook

I feel as if I am covered in flaws. My personality so broken that I am not even sure who I am anymore.

Mars Kneale

thequotejournals

“And then there is the undying flame that demands for more, more, more. I am selfishly inclined towards the maximum: in love, beauty, and greatness.”

— Mars Kneale

quotemadness

“Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

bisexualpiratequeen

Once a boy looked very sadly at me after a little bit of conversation. ‘you’re so smart’ he said, ‘I feel like I couldn’t keep up’. And then he did that sad boy face where you’re supposed to agree to tone yourself down. So I said ‘probably’ and fucked his mate.

bisexualpiratequeen

some top advice from a slut, here, 90% of the time when some boy looks sad and tells you you’re too ‘x’ to keep up with it’s a ploy to get you to cut bits off yourself so you can come down to his mediocre level; instead, agree with him and fuck his mate

missvoltairine-blog

I am a slut Wen on a dayte With Boye who would Manipulate I’m not sway’d by His saddened state- I say okay I fuck his mayte

bisexualpiratequeen

The only good addition to this post

softhearted-dom

a concept: say you live far away from your sub but you still want to have some fun, as we all do. you buy them some nice toys and it does the trick for a while, having them send videos of them fucking themself with the toys or edging themself until you tell them they can cum. but yknow, we all get tired of the same old same old. so you buy a distance controlled vibrator. you have them put it in before sending them out into the world. errands, a train ride, etc. you don’t tell them when you’ll turn it on but you tell them to text you continuously as they go about their day. so when they send a message with “sitting down on the train!” or “in the checkout line”, that’s when you turn on the toy. smirking to yourself as you imagine them trying to contain their gasps to avoid drawing attention to themself. you won’t turn it on too high. yet. you’ll save that for when you’re together. for now, a low setting will do. just enough to pleasure them but not enough to make them cum. they continue texting you the updates, occasionally begging for you to turn off the toy when it almost becomes too much. but you tell them you haven’t had your fun yet. so you keep the toy on and buzzing until they text you that they have just gotten home and can they take out the toy. that’s when you suddenly bump the setting to high, making them fall to their knees and moan from the shock of it. maybe you’ll make them call you as the pleasure gets more and more intense until they cum, kneeling on the floor, panting and begging you to stop. and maybe you will stop after they cum. or maybe you won’t.

dumpster-queerpaccino

Thirsty?

somethinglesssuspicious

Gimme gimme gimmeeeee 😍🤗😌

got myself off y'day night with my big pink dildo and fell asleep with it laying on top of my duvet, but i completely forgot abt that when i woke up this morning. So when i wanted to melodramatically get out of bed, rise 'n shine style you know, seize the day, i flung open the covers with a great hand gesture only to have that big, floppy dildo fly right onto my nose. 😂😂😂

Some mornings just are perfect.

#me #kinda loving it tho

saeculcuculasu

let me beat the shit out of you and sit on your face

lacquerofthemoon

“Nobody really knows how true love is supposed to feel. But I do know one thing, it shouldn’t strip me of my skin and leave me writing in pain while still climaxing from the feeling.”

—

a. h. eun

prostheticknowledge

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here