If Only I Had A Name*

*Brain

[somethinglikethisbutnotthis]

Becoming addicted, I will master this art before summer. Although probably should’ve done a patch test

[somethinglikethisbutnotthis]

The mistakes are killing the slight perfectionist in me, but as a first attempt I’m pretty happy (let’s not talk about the thumb)

[mcdyke-deactivated20171112]

being a female means needing to see 10 different doctors to get a proper diagnosis because they always think you’re exaggerating and/or lying

[leftiesneedrights]

define proper diagnosis. I mean, does that just mean the diagnosis you want?

[mcdyke-deactivated20171112]

no :) it means going to 10 different doctors who disbelieved your symptoms until the 11th found cysts on your ovaries :) which may mean infertility :) sit on a cactus :)

[tidepooling]

when you want to look cute but don’t want to be harassed by men #justgirlythings

[stardreamer]

The only people up at 3 am are in love, lonely, drunk, or all three.

(via morphine-and-cigarettes)

That's a lie, there's also those up watching Battlestar Galactica or Doctor Who

[theoldnewyorkway]

[somethinglikethisbutnotthis]

He said

[somethinglikethisbutnotthis]

me on a date: so....how do you feel about dogs...?

them: great :) i have one actually!

me, shoving breadsticks into my purse:c'mon hurry we have to go to your house right now

[nevver]

[porn4ladies]

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[geeses]

I get really nervous using my cool stickers for things like what if I need this sticker later I won’t have it what will i do then

[vicemag]

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

[adriofthedead]

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

[lacefuneral]

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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[cybercitrus]

convert your office into a horrible disaster

[sadopossum]

This should be what nsfw means

[somethinglikethisbutnotthis]

Do you ever keep seeing the same random person over and over and think that your life is like the truman show and they're running low on extras

[sickpage]

[flowrealm]

why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters

[daerren]

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Chicken didn’t recognize her friend with his new haircut. [video]

[elmobloodhamster]

Have I mentioned how much I love this woman?

[iwilleatyourenglish]

every time i see someone praising Kendrick’s tweet, i get so grossed out. she’s literally reducing some of the central protagonists of the film to their bodies, WHEN THE MOVIE IS LITERALLY ABOUT HOW THEY’VE BEEN ENSLAVED AND RAPED BECAUSE THEIR WORLD DEFINES THEM BY THEIR BODIES.

seriously, Mad Max is about women escaping sexual slavery. what they are wearing (which doesn’t even make them half naked) was forced onto them by their captor, just like their horrifying toothed chastity belts (which they are shown snapping off of themselves in a pretty compelling scene). they are five women who, on their own volition, defy a powerful war lord and three armies to gain autonomy and escape sexual violence. they are not trained in combat, but they fight courageously and often use their cleverness in place of physical strength. they declare “we are not things!” and, in faces pf the men who seek to re-enslave them, they boldly demand, “who killed the world?”

the central villain of the film is a rapist who views women as “his property” and forcefully impregnates them. he is portrayed as being despicable beyond comprehension. those who try to harm the women meet grisly fates.

once more, these women were rescued by another woman who was enslaved as a child. they are eventually joined by an entire group of badass, older biker women who further remind them that they are so much more than their bodies. there are only two male protagonists: one, Max, was initially willing to abandon them to their fates, and the other, Nux, was initially a brainwashed servant to their captor. both men only come to help the women when they are reminded of their humanity. neither ever take the spotlight from the women: it is their story –  Max and Nux are just a part of it.

meanwhile, Pitcch Perfect features really gross racism that makes South Americans fleeing poverty and violence into the butt of jokes, reduces its lesbian character to a stereotype, and defines the fat girl entirely by her fatness because ISN’T IT FUNNY HOW SHE’S CONFIDENT EVEN THOUGH SHE SHOULDN’T BE SINCE SHE’S FAT LOL???

[exoticsb]

the reality of this 

[olddriedblood]

OMG YES. THERE IT IS. I KNEW SHE WAS A BASIC, WHITE FEMINIST. FUCK THE CUP SONG.

[amurderof]