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[segamascott]

dentist shoved 5 needles in my mouth and now i can't drink water

[segamascott]

need a big strong man to spit water in my mouth momma bird style so i don't get #dehydrated #hot

[segamascott]

now they're calling me needlemouth because when you need a lil mouth 😏 jk it's because of the needles

[segamascott]

5 more needles today i am simply #addicted to the dentist and her needles

[segamascott]

also today she was like "i was looking at your chart and noticed that we're birthday twins" so we talked bonded over how hard it is being a leo sun aquarius moon 🤕

[innerchildabortionclinic]

divorcebearing hips

[tiktoksforlosers]

X

[tessellated-sunl1ght]

@dualclock joypost for you

[segamascott]

[senatortedcruz]

[ryebreadgf]

me legit

[lsdtab]

[palmtoshoulder]

[temporalreplicsimile]

🌈rice🌈

[speedlimit15]

[raccoonmilf]

When I was in grade school I used to send emails to biologists and zoologists asking them questions to get answers to include in school projects I was working on, and would cry when they did not respond because I thought I was stupid for thinking that some random kid would ever be deserving of a response from someone who does something as smart and cool and important as *checks notes* studies frog fungus.

Now, at 29, I’m lowkey having a panic attack because my academic email is filled with middle schoolers wanting me to answer their questions about pygmy raccoons and I keep putting off answering them because I’m so overwhelmed with all the other raccoon stuff I have to do.

Anyway, greatest apologies to any scientist I ever emailed as a child and also an adult.

[raccoonmilf]

I know your research is really important and I appreciate all you are doing but this is so fucking funny

[kosmogrl]

[gay-hrithik-roshan]

[the-supernatural-atheist]

"riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" ok i ah. hm. i don't quite know how to say this but. perhaps instead consider a thimble

[barstoolblues]

truly there are only so many words

[konoko]

[discreet45]

[coobk-blog-deactivated20260103]

i updated it due to current happenings

edit: FUCKING REBLOG IT. LIKES DONT MEAN SHIT!