I don't know what to say here.

Or here. Insta/ faith.am

[sirenymph-deactivated20180131]

Yupyupyuptupyup

[quasi-normalcy]

This goes for a woman’s feminism too, really.

[sometimesasoul]

@docile-creature and i about to live text this @thefrontbottoms twitch, cannot WAIT for my serotonin levels to be absolutely off the charts

[sometimesasoul]

so quarantine has brought me back to a place i thought i’d never return. can’t wait to probably overshare some more and then look back on it in a few years like a public diary

[bloodytales]

My 4 year old nephew loves to paint his nails. Any time he sees someone wear nail polish he asks if he can have some too. The most difficult part is getting him to decide what color, because he he wants all of them.

Nail polish is for everyone.

[bloodytales]

Update!!

The kid’s favorite football player responded with support.

[renicula]

[sunnysundown]

reblog to keep cotton eyed joe sealed away

[nowthisnews]

[wormhole-alien]

Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.

[husknoises]

@sanid1

[supertears]

[peanutbutterandjeri]

If I showed my parent this they’d ask who put the hat on the tiger and who’s hat and who took the picture

[sagihairius]

i hate public bathrooms for all the obvious reasons but also because one time somebody in the next stall silently reached under and untied my shoe

[tim-lucy]

things to look for in a man: 1. jake 2. peralta 3. jake peralta

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

me when I fucking drink water

[teenagerposts]

from now on, by law, no one is allowed to ask me what i plan to do with my life or about my future plans. i’ve updated my privacy policy.

[paddysnuffles]

Animal sizes for comparison

Moose

Grey Wolf

Maned Wolf

Sea Otter

Toucan

Grizzly Bear

Polar Bear

Stellar Sea Lion

Cow

Pig

Raven

Black Bear & Bengal Tiger

White-Tailed Deer

Buffalo

Capybara

[ange--de-lumiere]

me at half the animals on the post: “BITCH THAT’S H U G E”

[riquis]

THAT COW IS A HORSE.

[berserk-al]

That first maned wolf is a model.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[drkmnel-deactivated20240129]

[quillusquillus]

rat punk coming out of their bin to shame mankind

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

i’m babysitting this 4 year old kid today and as his dad was leaving he said “be good today” and the kid responded by saying “dad i will punch you in the leg” 

[hakuteeth]

Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles can so really anything is possible as long as ur actually funny

[quinnmorgendorffer]

How do they ALWAYS have the best costumes????