Hey

[wetchickenbreast]

if i was in a time loop i’d deadass lose count after like 4 days

[faeralyn]

Thunderstorm: *rumbles*

Me: you’re beautiful

[purplesaline]

Melon collies

[sahonithereadwolf]

I can no longer feel the infinite sadness

[valtsv]

getting approached by an animal that wants you to pet them is such a magical feeling. like they saw you and went "yeah there's love in there"

[caffeinateddreamersoul]

[fangorn-forest]

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

[that-house]

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

[that-house]

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

[sinnnnndiesel]

Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

[dejaysus]

I thought you might like these moss-filled pawprints in concrete which I saw earlier. :-)

[headspace-hotel]

Left by the Creature of Gentle Moss

[alphactory]

@henarten sylvanos residue.

[fondesmode]

@plumadot <3

[pocblr]

LUPITA NYONG'O (with Yoyo) 📷 Instagram

[feluka]

imagine if i did my work. if i sat down and Did it. and it was Done. can you even imagine such a thing

[iscariotism]

[irondeficientbull-deactivated20]

[sonnetscrewdriver]

That’s the face you make when you’re the product of a democratic socialist utopian culture where the very concept of currency no longer exists and they’re still somehow not paying you enough to deal with this shite.

[greelin]

i’m sincerely always saying this

[innerchildabortionclinic]

impossible to tell if eating many brownies at once was a bad idea because on one hand my stomach hurts but on the other hand I was very happy when consuming the brownies

[dubiousdisco]

[dilfhamlet]

[dilfhamlet]

the literal only funny tags on this entire post

[madeleineengland]

They are even better 🌒