A banana with a condom on it.

Hello I'm Thomas

[wandering-songstress]

FKA Twigs at the 2020 Grammy Awards

[omghotmemes]

Baby can do a little a cocaine, as a treat

[line-shark]

7:00 am

7:00 pm

[thekwikemart]

[make--it--gayer]

I’m actively screaming at my phone

[colossalfauna-moved-deactivated]

y'all will circlejerk yourself to the mysticisms of faeries and elves in european countries for centuries and take it as fact but the second native americans ask you to respect our spirituality and culture suddenly you're all aetheists

[colossalfauna-moved-deactivated]

non natives can, should, and will reblog this.

[butchstalinist]

either that or they end up co-opting our beliefs, traditions, and spirituality for themselves when it suits them

[badluckbadger]

The sound my stupid cat makes when I move him from his favourite spot (on top of my jackets)

[hhjjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhksl]

what kind of camera are you using this is like movie quality god damn

[sugarpiss]

HE SOUNDS SO SAD PUT hIM BACK

[trilllizard666]

Actual Situation: getting gently picked up

Reaction From The Cat: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I’M DYING AAAAAAGHRGHHHHHHHHH”

[yasferatu-deactivated20220102]

I am in tears at this lmaooo

[sandandglass]

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

[macabrekawaii]

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

[returningjedi]

#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse

[aphony-cree]

This episode aired in 1994 and was a direct response to Mattel issuing their first talking Barbie which said phrases like “Will we ever have enough clothes?” and “Math class is tough”

A group that dubbed itself the Barbie Liberation Organization tried to create awareness of gender stereotypes by switching the voice boxes of a few hundred Barbies with those of G.I. Joe dolls, which made G.I. Joes that said things like “What kind of wedding will you have?” and Barbies that said “Vengeance is mine”

[unilady99]

I want a barbie that craves vengeance.

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

He's not having it!

[thicclem0n-deactivated20200108]

he really said im cold tho

[15shadesofshananigans]

Made my night

[frootfarm]

this is my favorite show

[avatarparallels]

“When love is real, it finds a way…”

[avatarparallels]

Happy 5th Korrasamiversary!

[becuzitisbitter]

Every time someone starts telling that they wanna supplement their body with computer parts I’m just like okay great but don’t cry to me when your memories of loved ones or your ability to run are locked behind paywalls.

[just-a-jumbled-writer]

[biisousss]

[buttwyatt]

me

[leupagus]

I’m retroactively furious at everyone who’s used this video as a meme because nothing they’ve ever used for the format is as funny as what she actually says and does here

[durbikins]

me: *makes a typo*

some kid on tumblr that’s watched too much sherlock:

[thelovelytrixie]

*Some *Me *Sherlock

At least use proper grammar before making a text post mocking the Sherlock fandom. -_-

[geniusoflove]

life imitates art

[gahdamnpunk]

It’s almost like the producers are the problem and the consumers don’t have much control over what they’re given 🧐