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Imagine Your Otp

Person A: We saved the day!

Person B: I wouldn’t say all that. We definitely did something though.

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Imagine Your Otp

Person A: Can we keep them, please?

Person B: You can’t keep asking that every time we find someone that’s sad.

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Imagine Your Otp

Person A: How we feeling?

Person B: Mentally or the bruise that is my body?

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Imagine Your Otp

Person A: Are you ever gonna look at me?

Person B: I already see you every time I close my eyes. Please don’t force me to look at you.

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Cleric: These have been blessed by the gods.

*one angry mob later*

Paladin: You gave me loaded dice?! You said it was blessed by gods?!

Cleric: All of the gods gifts have been blessed and loaded dice is just one of those many gifts.

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Supervillain: Come here often?

Hero: To your secret evil lair? No actually, this is my first time.

Supervillain *shyly* : Do you like it?

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Imagine Your Otp

Person A: Get a grip!

Person B: If you insist.

Person A: Not grip on to me!

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Imagine Your Otp

Person A: Don’t move until I tell you.

Person B: Okay.

* Person A walks away *

Person C: Why don’t you ever listen to me when I tell you to do things?

Person B: Maybe if you had a face like A’s I’d consider it more.

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Imagine Your Otp

Person A: And you didn’t think to tell me!?

Person B: I didn’t think it was important at the time.

Person A: Oh silly me! How could I forget about the everyday occurrence of being stabbed!

Person B: See, you do understand why I didn’t feel the need to tell anyone.

Person A: *attempts to stab Person B themselves*

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Imagine Your Otp

Person A: You can’t protect me and I don’t want you to.

Person B: It’s not that I can’t protect you but the fact that you keep doing stupid stuff that almost kills you.

Person A: Key word being almost.

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Imagine Your Otp

Person C: Put a sock in it or else.

Person B: Trust me, it takes a lot more than a threat to shut up A.

Person A: Yeah, a LOT more.

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Imagine Your Otp

Person A: Leave me alone to wallow in self pity.

Person B: I’m not that nice.

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Imagine Your Otp

Person A: Find some ghosts.

Person B: You are the ghost.

Person A: Are you saying I’m the ghost because I’m scary?

Person B: No, because of how sickly and pale you are.

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Imagine Your Otp

Person A: How did things go so wrong?

Person B: It started taking a turn for the worse around the time you started to open your mouth.

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Imagine Your Otp

Person A: Just hold me.

Person B: I would, but I can’t bear the thought of watching you crumble in my arms.

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Me telling myself I got a 5 on my APLit exam:

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Person A: “I can’t promise you anything.”

Person B: “If I wanted empty promises I would have said yes to the first person that offered me the world.”