You're kinda lost, aren't you?

Kirra Some assembly required. Batteries not included. Use only as directed. If condition persists, consult your physician.

[machetelanding]

There was a time when Bill Nye believed in actual science.

[stopthebrainwashing]

Person 1: I am being oppressed

Person 2: what rights are you being denied?

Person 1: well, one time this person said a mean thing to me

[italianguy617]

[somewhere-overtherrainbow]

I’M BACK BITCHES!!!!

[goodliest-deactivated20240814]

                           Kendra Kassebaum as Glinda the Good

[cappuccinofroth-deactivated2018]

Guess who got their life together!!!!!

not me but someone probably has

[togifs]

[dontpanicpicnic-deactivated2022]

[somewhere-overtherrainbow]

me: *looking at a blank pic on tumblr mobile*

me:

me:

me: you know what, i don't even care anymore

me: *scrolls down angrily but slowly so the pic might load in time for me to see it*

[ms-kawesome]

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

[thisismyspitesong]

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

[metricmage-archive]

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

[lightandlark-deactivated2015071]

Extra credit: Tell them to “calm down.”

[gigglingmasks]

ask them if they’re on their period

[anxiousblackho]

If they speak Spanish tell them to curse you out in Spanish bc it’s so sexy

[graceebooks]

who the fuck named toxic shock syndrome am i right i mean tampons are scary enough when you are 13 seriously you couldnt name it something clinical you had to name it DEATH POISON DISEASE

[nattheawknerd-deactivated202402]

markruffalo is a gem.

[somewhere-overtherrainbow]

Inspirational! ❤️

[numbtongue-deactivated20231221]

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

That last gif, though.

[mcdyke-deactivated20171112]

I KNOW capitalism and politicians are all pieces of shit, I get it, but this is a really important part of Australia’s political history because a woman in power just unapologetically slayed a misogynistic male in power on national TV and it was really cool.

[yodiscrepo]

[cornellyak]

[rosiegbaby]

head, shoulders, bees and toes

[midnightfajitas]

BEES?

[rosiegbaby]

and toes

[yvngdionysvs]

(bees and toes)