It Was Her Chaos That Made Her Beautiful.

Jess • Canadian • Bisexual • 28 • Instagram: jessiemxe • Twitter: jessiemxe

[radiofreederry]

[cyandyedcandles-deactivated2023]

does anyone wanna be friends in the way that minecraft youtubers are friends

[teathattast]

[fourhologram]

you and me in bed and im covering you in kisses until you're giggling and warm

[toastbutteregg]

[love]

[jame7t]

Would you sloppy a neurotypical?

they won’t be neurotypical when I’m done with them

[xactoknifegun]

[porcelainpolkadots]

unironically love the phrase “but I’m being so brave about it” because truly, like, what other choice do we have in this wretched existence? what a beautiful way to remind yourself to keep going, even if only out of spite

[sevaria]

honey the killer from scream is on the phone and he wants to know your pronouns

[90svoorhees-deactivated20230616]

Okay who cares if someone’s clingy???? They fucking love and adore you??? You don’t like being adored? Loser

[kalofi]

i tried the “ask your mom what she would do if you were a bug” trend

[kalofi]

asked my dad too

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

dreaming of a world where heads and tummies don't hurt

[charlesoberonn]

I’m really into internet discourse but only pointless and stupid internet discourse like how many holes there are in a straw (it’s 2)

[charlesoberonn]

This is exactly what I’m talking about.

[evilscientist3]

I’m sorry but mathematically speaking this question has a single objectively correct answer, which is 1 hole. This can be very simply proven; a straw and a torus are homotopic, and a torus has one hole.

[thyrell]

i odnt think thats true one of my friends is a taurus and hes fine with gay people

[ofbetterbodies-deactivated20250]

I’m stupid and bi and it’s all u need to know about me

[valtsv]

the days leading up to your period will make you think you're under some sort of curse that's draining the life from your body and then well that does kind of turn out to be the case

[funnytwittertweets]

[notkatniss]

On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball

[heinousactszx]

He was keeping the mantis updated on the number of outs, too

[pointnclick]

the mantis is making him good at baseball ratatouille style

[dae040-deactivated20251109]

I swear I only see this kind of shit on Tumblr lol