Something Probably

I'm trying to do jumping jacks without my jacket jingling. Almost 30 yo. She/they.

[subaru-copilot]

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

[subaru-copilot]

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

[animentality]

[animentality]

[inthesensethat]

[cordic]

its important to me that all y'all know that mannertee has an arch nemesis

his name is Ikanzame and he's a shark with bad driving etiquette!!

[butch-of-the-blades]

ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!

[animentality]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[depsidase]

[caffeinatedopossum]

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

[depsidase]

[human-pet-they]

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[adaine]

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

[adaine]

far far away idol would never happen now

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

[bestiarum]

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[roconize]

Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled

[ravioliet]