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farisyawritesfic

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

whitmerule

Perfect example of an untranslatable joke. 😂

forbiddenchapel

Melania: Devourer of Men

violethursday

FRANK KISSING THE CLERK LIKE HOW GERARD KISSED HIM DURING PRO REV HOLY FUCK

connyhascontrol

reunitedinterlude

catboy phil in thigh highs and booty shorts and midriff showing oh my fucking god (x)

gerardwaysbob

no words

alxbngala

Money Cats masterpost, to have your LIFE!! filled with money.

ohsoswiftly

strawberryfck-deactivated201711

“I ATE MY DOG. TASTE WAS GOOD”

shitshilarious

I HATE MY GOTHIC HAMSTER

frankarnstein

I NEED IN MY COFFEE SOME SUGAR

nottonight-imonfire

I CAN MAKE ALL THESE HAND MOTIONS

hurtless-deactivated20201102

I DEMAND ALL THE DAMN SHOE

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tonks17

So, these tweets happened.

The way I see it, “Slave Leia” embodies the objectification, sexism, and fetishization of Princess Leia in that metal bikini in Return of the Jedi, while also highlighting that she was passive and helpless at the mercy of Jabba the Hutt.

“Leia the Huttslayer” is a badass who takes matters into her own hands and strangles the life out of that disgusting sexist slug that dared to control her with the very chain he tried to leash her with. (Also, it’s way more metal, and if a girl’s gotta wear a metal bikini she’s earned a metal epithet to go with it.)

swankmotron

So, this is doing the rounds.

pjslife

Huttslayer indeed

osheamobile

Leia the Huttslayer, Daughter of Skywalker, Scion of House Organa, Heir to House Naberrie, the First of Her Name

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queeraang

the funniest thing to me about the whole “no one talks to each other because of smartphones/technology/etc” argument is that ppl totally still talk to each other?

i can hang out with friends for hours without checking my phone, or i’m using my phone to show the homies pictures and videos and articles that i think they’d like.

like hate to break it to you, but if someone’s on their phone instead of talking to you it’s cause they don’t wanna talk to you. probably cause you’re fucking terrible & likely use the word “millennialls” derisively and there’s someone 2 timezones away they’d rather chat with

sasstronauuut-deactivated201906

LISTEN UP I GOT A STORY TO TELL

SO AT OUR SCHOOL THERE ARE NO PHONES ALLOWED BUT WE STILL TAKE THEM TO SCHOOL BECAUSE WE’RE FUCKING IDIOTS AND TODAY THE CLASS PRES ALMOST RAMMED THE DOOR DOWN AND YELLED “HIDE YOUR PHONES THE HEADMISTRESS WILL CHECK YOUR BAGS FOR PHONES AND TAKE THEM AWAY IF SHE FINDS THEM” AND FOR LIKE 5 SECONDS YOU COULD SEE THIRTY FACES OF PURE HORROR AND THEN PEOPLE STARTED SCREAMING AND TAKING OFF THEIR SHOES AND PUTTING THEIR PHONES THERE, SOME PUT THEIRS IN THEIR UNDERWEAR, A GIRL WITH THICK CURLY HAIR PUT HERS IN HER FUCKING HAIR, SOME HIDTHEIR PHONES IN THEIR BOOKS, A BITCH I HATE TAPED HERS TO THE BOTTOM OF HER CHAIR AND I HID MINE ON MY BRA AND THE EARPHONES ON MY SHOE AND YOU COULD SEE BULLIES HELPING THEIR VICTIMS HIDE THEIR PHONES AND ASKING THEM IF IT WAS OBVIOUS THAT THEY HID THEIR PHONES ON THEIR PANTS OR STH AND AFTER THE HORROR HAD PASSED PEOPLE WERE YELLING BECAUSE THEIR PHONES SMELT LIKE DIRTY FEET IT WAS AMAZING

sasstronauuut-deactivated201906

let this die i beg of you