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“May I?” “You may.”

I saw this last month on twitter and took a screenshot! Heres an addition

A concept: Bingley buying Darcy a golden retriever because once upon a time Darcy had called him that. So now whenever Darcy has to return to Pemberly after tedious work, a golden retriever greets him with enthusiasm just as Bingley would.

Golden retrievers didn’t exist during the Regency, but I see your point.

thebibliosphere

Oh but that makes it even better, because that means at some point Darcy despairingly referred to Bingley as “a cross between a water spaniel and a Highland retriever, with as much boundless energy and trusting affection as lack of good sense” and Bingley, far from being offended at being referred to as being a good natured fool, goes out of his way to find such a dog, presenting it to his oldest friend with a wide, open smile– a wriggling bundle of gold fur, enthusiastic tail wagging and an over abundance of licking.

Darcy merely sighs, resigned to his fate, and spends some considerable time teaching it not to jump up quite so much. By the end of the evening it’s sitting obediently by his heels, panting loudly, tongue lolling in a lopsided smile as it gazes up longingly at his seemingly indifferent master who is otherwise engrossed in reading. But if more biscuits go missing from the tea tray than usual, all others present are wise enough not to make note of it. Aloud.

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If you’re trying to sell me on the idea that Charles Bingley invented the golden retriever in his later years, I am completely on-board.

thebibliosphere

Now that my head has run off with the thought, I can’t help but feel it probably happened quite by happy accident. He and Jane are up north visiting friends for a season. He’s not much for hunting these days, but he does so enjoy the freedom of riding out. One day he’s waiting for his horse to be brought around, and happens to overhear his friend lamenting to the groundskeeper, how unfortunate it was that his retriever got into the spaniel house, but at least the pups are pleasing enough, and who knows, they might make a fine hunting dog after all.

It’s not until later that night when he’s lying in bed that the words clang together inside his head and he sits bolt upright, a bright grin splitting his handsome features. Jane doesn’t even move, they’ve been married for years and she’s used to his excitability and knows the difference between alarm and Charles having a thought. But she knows that grin and she knows it means mischief. Usually to the cost of poor Darcy.

She writes a letter to her sister before breakfast, advising her that she’s not quite sure of Charles’ intentions, but she’s fairly certain it’s benign, and—as she glances out the window to the front courtyard below, watching as Charles throws a leather hand ball for the benefit of several, delightfully shaggy golden haired puppies—quite probably adorable. Hugs and kisses, give our best to the children. And try to remind Darcy that he and Charles are friends, and an abundance of shedding ought not come between good friends.

lielabell

#Lizzy merely cackles and doesn’t say anything #waiting for it to unfold #the look on Darcy’s face is priceless of course #when Charles presents him with the wriggling puppy #managing to convey complete and utter exasperation without uttering a single word #all emotion communicated clearly through the merest raise of an eyebrow #and a deep heartfelt sigh #but those closest to him see the twitch of a smile #barely suppressed under his severe demeanor #he has a reputation to maintain after all #when the puppy ends up sleeping at the end of their bed #Lizzy says nothing #letting Darcy fill the silence with firmly committed espousals to the logic of his reasoning #eventually dwindling down to awkward declarations of worry and concern #for the poor little thing #I mean look at it Lizzy #look #how can you say no to that face #my god it’s only survival trait is adorability #and it’s happy erratic tail #look see #he knows we’re talking about him #he’s a clever boy #yes he is #yes he is he’s such a good boy #stop laughing #I’m quite serious #this is serious Elizabeth (tags by thebibliosphere)

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unclefather

can’t risk it

bentejam

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS.

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Gotta take all the chances…..

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Never risk it

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May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

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10 of Pentz came thruuu

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Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

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I could seriously use this money right now….

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Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

hermes-is-my-homeboy

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

hermes-is-my-homeboy

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

virgocity

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

penprp

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

ddd-444

I saw a post that said “I wasn’t myself for months and nobody noticed” I felt that.

song-bird96

On the other side of the fence, I was myself and thriving for months and everyone wanted me to change.

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scallywagsupreme

Reblog the money spongebob to get coin

passionatemango

spongebob got that bankroll 😩 them bills 🙏🏽💵💸💰 hmu spaddy (sponge daddy)

ohhwendypeffercorn

My hand been itching today. I’m reblogging all the money posts I see

misterqueasy-blog

i can’t stand it when people complain about how expensive printer ink is, like it’s “”capitalism’s fault”“. do you have any idea how hard it is to milk a squid

callofdoodoo

It must be utterly disappointing

song-bird96

This response made me want to disconnect my internet, then fling myself into the sun

laureninlilly

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

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they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

laureninlilly

Oh, they were.

Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister! Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

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Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

laureninlilly

Honestly I’m not deleting my Tumblr solely in the hopes that this post one day hits 1 million notes

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Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

glitterandglamm

Need it so why not 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Pls

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Amen

I can’t post this anywhere else because if my mom saw it I might get disowned, but here is my pansexual mood board uwu

lgbtqiasworld

Daily reminder that, although it's the last day of Pride Month, you are still loved, appreciated and valid 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

malakbox

not to be sappy on main, but if i was able to lay my head on a girls’ lap as she sang to me,, i’d die

marxcult

friendly reminder that…

when the only poc in a character lineup is an antagonist, that has very racist implications whether they’re intentional or not. while representation matters and is important, it only counts when it’s positive representation. representing a marginalized group of people only through an antagonist, villain, or otherwise unlikeable character is negative representation, and might be harmful to the community you’re representing.