came from poison.

syntax/riley | nb ace | they/them | 22

[rachelkatwalsh]

i am completely in love with the jenna and julien fam so i just had to draw their four furry children!! honestly why watch anything else on youtube when their videos exist 🐕

[clickityweasel]

redid my first kravitz animation from three years ago to make him a bit more of a drama queen

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[muma-kitty]

@pangur-and-grim chiefcake be like

[great-and-small]

Got some more alligator ASMR for y’all- crank up the volume for prehistoric chills

[songofsyntax]

everytime i get on this site i remember how much of a mistake it is

[worthikids]

Palpatine’s Journey

[abysswarlock]

This moment in monster factory is a gem:

Justin’s memory of a nonexistent meme

Griffin’s utter confusion

Clayton captioning his thoughts

The Oscar bait cutscene of the search for the ‘how I make bread’ guy

Griffin’s lawn mower laugh

Just *chef’s kiss*

[highqualityblog]

how i make bread is real and justin is 100% spot on it’s incredible

[sovietshopaholic]

WHAT

[ampervadasz]

Are you OK ?

[prguitarman]

“I don’t understand…but I support”

[lavender-lily]

[ewaneneollav]

[mahlto]

drew a joke my friend narci killed me with

[catasters]

[dsfjhd34jb2ibd-deactivated20210]

THATS MY CAT!!!! I want to tell you how this photo happened.

You probably found this in the Facebook group I posted it in. I’m happy to share it - it’s a hilarious photo.

So this is Josephine. We usually call her Josie, or Josiecat.

My twin adopted her from the Humane Society back in May. Something you may not realize is that Josie is very, very small. She’s six years old - fully grown - and weighed five pounds when we brought her home. Now she weighs six.

Toe beans with pencil for scale.

Now, I wanted to express to my online friends just how small Josiecat was. I have online friends from all over the world, and I needed to find something that was a standard size all over the world, to compare scale. I was in the kitchen and saw a banana and was like, oh, that will work.

It did not.

Apparently Josiecat just Hates Bananas. I showed this pic to everyone I know because I thought it was just hysterical. So imagine my surprise when, several months later, I’m playing Pom Pom Stick with my creacher and absently scrolling through Tumblr and WHOA THATS MY CAT!!!

[prokopetz]

You can’t say “nya” ironically. You may intend to say it ironically, but once the word actually passes your lips it retroactively becomes sincere. There’s no going back.

[siriusqueerionblack]

[kelenia]

“You fucking took everything from me!”

[dererumvita-art]

And she felt your pain in Wonderland, and she seethed in that black curtained place, and we can see her there now. She’s just anxiously pacing, tearing at the walls, trying to find some way to break out, to save you from this torment. But still, she can’t find any relief. And then she hears a fight outside, and moments later, she has company. The lich Edward drops into the chamber and scrambles to his knees. And he says:

Edward: Who— who are you? What is this place?

And Lup says

Lup: Are you the one who’s been hurting my brother out there?

Edward: Am I—where are we?

And Lup grits her teeth and says

Lup: I’m gonna fucking kill you now. 

(The Adventure Zone, Ep.67: Story and Song- Part 1)

  One of the Most Badass Moment ™ of the whole podcast.

[infinite-bag-of-boys]

BEHOLD! Every Balance arc (plus one Lunar Interlude)!! I’m so proud of these i wanna print them out and have them tattooed on my ass

[Here There Be Gerblins: x] [Murder on the Rockport Limited: x] [Petals to the Metal: x] [The Crystal Kingdom: x] [The Eleventh Hour: x] [The Suffering Game: x] [Lunar Interlude V: x] [The Stolen Century: x] [Story and Song: x]