I'll sing you a song.

[fybeaucerons]

[songrequests]

Cerberus Confirmed

[demspookyskeletons]

18 wheeler: I'm gonna move to your lane. Me: No I'm right next to you. 18 wheeler: Yes. Me: Let me pass you first. 18 wheeler: I have to move over now. Me: Wait. 18 wheeler: Here I come.

[songrequests]

is this fury road

[songrequests]

*looks at activity chart*

*arctic monkeys plays aggressively*

[awwww-cute]

[loveuprising]

what are we

[songrequests]

free him

[sandundsiebdas]

Actress Gemma Arterton on a break during the filming of ‘Byzantium’. She went out to the balcony for a smoke and forgot to clean the fake blood off her face. Awesome.

[songrequests]

after you slay the haters

[songrequests]

Dear bisexual people:

Some people say y’all don’t exist.

But people think plenty of things don’t exist. Bigfoot, the Illuminati, unicorns.

That puts you in pretty impressive company. Like, mythic. So I guess what I’m saying is...

What secrets are you hiding?!??

[dutchstore]

by Wahlid Mohammad

[songrequests]

I had the sound off and ‘mmm whatcha say’ played in my head instead.

[ministryofmagiclondon]

[songrequests]

Me: i want to sleep for like 30 hours

Friend: you know that's a coma right

Me:

Me: god that sounds so refreshing i could totally go for a light coma right now

[songrequests]

He lived long. He prospered.

Bon voyage, Mr. Spock. Thank you, Mr. Nimoy.

[itsaubreylmfao]

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

[lilyhatesjazzhands]

team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”

[jamieaiken919]

team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”

[songrequests]

team "I don't remember which day I wore this, so it's clean again"

[timeofthedecade-deactivated2013]

Good Parenting: Exhibit 1 (overheard at work today)

[peach118215]

6-year old: Mommy, why is that man dressed like a lady? Mother: That is a lady. She was just born with the wrong body. 6-year old: How did that happen? Mother: Nobody really knows. But she's working to fix it, and that's what's important. 6-year old: Okay! *runs up to obviously self-conscious woman* 6-year old: Hey! Miss! Lady: ...yes? 6-year old: You look really pretty in your skirt! Lady: Thank you! *Kid skips back to her mom, and literally everyone in the vicinity smiles* I'd just like to point out that it wasn't hard to explain this to a child at all...... Next excuse please?

[songrequests]

...weeping

[sizvideos]

[sizvideos]

Video

[thescienceofjohnlock]

Every animal shelter should do this (with puppies and older animals too). It’s proven to lower blood pressure and it’s what the animals need.

[tinyredbird]

This made me cry so hard

I wish I could have this so badly

[ufuckingpastry]

I wish they did this during finals week.

[songrequests]

My university actually did this during finals. They would bring in anywhere from 6 to 12 dogs and cats that have been certified as therapy animals and just let students play with them. It was literally the highest-rated event that the faculty sponsored.

[songrequests]

we're just collections of atoms floating on a giant ball of rock circling a burning star in a sea of quadrillions of other stars and all I want right now is a burrito

[betterthankanyebitch]

[songrequests]

this is beautiful

[songrequests]

I'm from the south

so what you call 'comfort food'

i just call 'food'

[ahundredthousandsteps-deactivat]

Panorama taken while rolling down a hill x

[little-miss-lion-blog]

This is so cool..

[cutegayjewishgirl]

Omg this is awesome

[songrequests]

pretty sure I already saw this in Interstellar