kirby

they/he/it • stupid is as stupid does • clownlover and monsterfucker

[homunculus-argument]

Concerning clowns and dignity

They have no kings, no gods, and no laws beyond what's fair and what's funny. They will respect you in their own way, but only on their own terms.

You cannot shame a clown in any way that matters.

You cannot silence the clowns in any way that matters.

The only way to offend a clown is to try to silence them.

Nobody has dignity unless the clowns allow it. If you don't like how they treat you as a friend, you won't like the way they treat you as a threat.

[thethirdromana]

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

[queer-crows-nightmare]

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[deceasedcardinal]

[bardace]

Shut Up, I Don’t Care

[bxbiik]

🦇 what i think magical blood smells and tastes like to vampires

i have been thinking a lot about latency lately as i work on my redacted ocs, mostly the fact that vince notices such a strong scent from lovely when they first met. i love to think that depending on someone's magical affinity, their blood smells just a bit different, and could be a general tell for what someone's powers might be if they have yet to flourish. i imagine it's present in non-latent people too, but the longer you go without using magic [intentionally or otherwise] the flavor gets stronger. so without further ado, here's what notes i think would be present in empowered blood!

🌿 earth elementals are earthy. mushrooms, basil, and geosmin.

🔥 fire elementals are warm and spiced. cinnamon, nutmeg, and cardamom.

💦 water elementals are refreshing. the feeling of drinking cold water and petrichor.

🌬️ air elementals are light and airy. meringue, marshmallows, and angel food cake

⚙️ contra-earth elementals are minerally. granite, quartz, and salt.

❄️ contra-fire elementals are cool, minty menthol and ice chip candy.

🧽 contra-water elementals are dry. vermouth, brut wine, and ciabatta.

🫙 contra-air elementals are dense. pound cake, ube, and brie.

⚡ electro energetics are sharp. aged white cheddar, vinegar, and pickled peperoncini

🧲 magneton energetics are heavily metallic. zinc, copper, and so much iron.

⚖️ graviton energetics are rich. dark chocolate, cherries, wine, and buttercream.

💽 sonal energetics are numbing. lidocaine, eucalyptus, and pineapple.

🔎 stealths are bitter. coffee, cranberries, green tea, and grapefruit.

💭 dreamwalkers are relaxing. lavender, jasmine, and chamomile.

🛡️ warders are dull and muted. white rice, oatmeal, and russets.

🌀 illusories are sparkling. champagne, seltzer, and tonic water.

✨ psychokinetics are sour. lemons, rhubarb, and sauerkraut.

🧠 telepaths are sweet. candy, syrups, sugar cookies, and royal icing.

🐾 shifters are gamey. deer, elk, bear, still umami but very lean.

🔮 seers are bitter almost like stealths, but bitter like almonds and cyanide.

🩸 vampires are overwhelming. alcohol and ambrosia, addictive as soon as it hits the tongue.

🦋 freelancers combine all the best of every flavor - besides vampire and seer blood - into one. with personal preference and skill, one flavor can become more prominent than the others.

🩹 healers are salty. since it's learnable and not an affinity at birth, it serves only to deepen and enhance the existing flavor.

that's all for now! this has been a brainworm for months so i hope you enjoy <3

[pukicho]

I am hard to eat with a knife and fork, I am usually served with a side of fries, I am a hamburger. What am I?

[theforcekeepers]

are you a hamburger

[pukicho]

Yeah man

[thepictoblr]

dude. what did you do. everyone is here.

[elierlick]

Yet another new study debunked the basis for the anti-trans sports bans. It was never about sports but for creating legal avenues for exclusion and abjection. This is one of the largest analyses ever conducted, involving 52 studies and 6,485 trans people. Read the study here.

[lucieslucidity]

post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats

[fleshengine]

At minimum about 4.5 thousand people liked this without reblogging it.

We gotta fix that.

[homunculus-argument]

How about we just hire someone to chase you with a hammer for short intervals three days a week at this point. Or bike to the grocery store with your partner when he goes.

We're doing the latter as soon as we get our bikes fixed. This is being taken care of. Just because I'm still talking about it doesn't mean that I'm not doing anyhting about it.

[bxbiik]

watching hxh for the first time and i am incredibly conflicted because i feel a way about the jester that is both immensely uncomfortable and carnal desire. i need him to shut the fuck up, then he can be a little slutty as a treat and i would be have a great time all the time not just when he's not there.

[homunculus-argument]

Actually the monkeys have unionised. That's their circus now.

[bxbiik]

my dash did a thing

[thepentigramplots]

so people on TikTok are saying that the trans Jax “theory” is transphobic because it paints trans people as misogynistic and abusive

and why is Jax misogynistic and abusive towards women exactly? What do you, random TikToker, think the reason is?

could it maybe have something to do with the fact that she is jealous of them for being able to express their femininity openly. Just a thought

i fucking hate TADC TikTok

[bxbiik]

to add onto this;

being trans and having trans friends, jax is painfully accurate representation for a lot of people. so many repressed trans people with internalized transphobia are angry and scared and self destructive, and it only gets worse the longer you keep it shoved in a box.

my friends and i were so scared of coming out to the wrong people and getting our identities used against us. my friends were so angry and jealous of people who already had what they so desperately wanted. it made us mean. it made us dramatic. it made us isolate. it almost killed us.

a character having morally wrong traits does not equal bad representation. a character can be evil or abusive or any number of horrible things, as well as being a part of a marginalized community. it's fucking insane to me that people can't understand/hate nuance so much that any character that isn't a cis white male cannot be a bad person without it being bad rep.

you can let your characters be bad people. you can make your characters and let your blorbos be bad people without condoning or encouraging their actions. it is okay that jax is transfem and abusive, because that is a realistic pipeline for repressed trans people to take it out on others. is it shitty? yes. could it have been done with more grace? while a bit subjective, probably. but she feels real. and at least in my personal opinion, it's a good depiction of what it can feel like to bury your true self in a box and the jealousy and rage that comes with.

[pukicho]

Like a thief in the night, you slither, hungry

[bxbiik]

see i'll be having an amazing day. and then i Talk.

[pukicho]

The nude beach has the best seashells. This fucking sucks. I love seashells but I hate penis.

[homunculus-argument]

I have somewhat of a "staying together for the kids (the kids are getting PTSD from this desicion)" kind of a relationship with my body.