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This blog is ok. I'd follow it She/they. 27. Bi. I'm just here for the memes.

[guerrillatech]

[important-animal-images]

[hellsfavoritefaggot]

i understand

[treecitysessions]

[jessebloom]

2022 starting out with an INSULT

[helloitsbees]

[bluecaptions]

How English has changed in the past 1000 years.

[allowthehype-deactivated2015072]

the big mans a lad i have fuck all, he lets me have a kip in a field he showed me a pond 

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

I would dearly love for more people to be capable of differentiating between public risk and personal risk.

Examples: drinking is a personal risk. Drinking and driving is a public risk. Going scuba diving is a personal risk. Running a scuba shop with faulty equipment is a public risk. Riding a bicycle without a helmet is a personal risk. Not maintaining public transport safety standards is a public risk. Foraging for mushrooms is a personal risk. Advertising a mushroom identification app that uses shoddy AI is a public risk. Elective surgery is a personal risk. Not wearing a mask in a doctor's waiting room when you are sick with a contagious illness is a public risk.

I could go on just about forever here. But it's a really important distinction and it drives me nuts when they get conflated, and it's so common.

[alice-syndrome-archived]

"Your Liberty To Swing Your Fist Ends Just Where My Nose Begins"

[bunjywunjy]

Could i please get a small mammal cursed bio fact if u have one

the grasshopper mouse of the southwestern United States looks like a standard house mouse but is almost entirely carnivorous and is known to kill and consume everything from less homicidal mice to goddamn rattlesnakes, which they kill by jumping onto the snake’s back and gnawing through its spine

[bunjywunjy]

behold…. a Bastard

[blessphemy]

How could U fail to mention that this fool marks territory by howling? Yunno. Like a wolf

[animal-welfare-not-animal-rights]

Oh. Oh I am in love with this bastard wolf mouse.

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

that little guy is locked in an evolutionary arms race (my favourite thing) with bark scorpions (he loves to eat those guys) - he’s not only immune to their venom, but he’s evolved such that that venom acts as an analgesic; he barely even feels the sting because the scorpion’s own venom blocks the pain of it. this effect is strong enough that they don’t really notice even when the scorpion is stinging them repeatedly in the face.

[mtridactyla]

mutuals. do any of you have the really long photo of qui gon jinn that says "is this guy bothering you queen" i need it

[mtridactyla]

like specifically his lightsaber is long not qui gon himself

[mtridactyla]

please

[mtridactyla]

PLEASE

[mtridactyla]

I FOUND HIM!!!

[c0nnverse]

[moniquill]

[reasonablywittyatbest]

Scrolled past this agakn and just can't get over how much I love it. We need to make things beautiful again and this is such a wonderful example. The beadwork on the wires of a utitarian object, contrasted with the grey concrete.

[henstomper]

combining Catholic Guilt and Protestant Work Ethic to create the most miserable fucking person you can imagine

[penny-anna]

anyway sound off. at what stage do ppl think Han figured out the Force was real. the boring answer is after seeing Obi-wan vanish but i think he could rationalise that away as his eyes playing tricks on him. what do we think.

[my-last-brain-cell-is-socrates]

Let me demonstrate my answer for you:

That's it. That's my answer. Endor.

Please just take a look at Han's face right after witnessing 3po float. The man just had his entire worldview blown to smithereens.

[whetstonefires]

that's so funny. that means he accepted Vader deflecting a blaster bolt with his hand as just something freaky government cyborgs can do, and stuck by Luke for multiple years as he tried to figure this Force stuff out, and just treated it like your friend getting really really into neopaganism to cope with a loss.

like yeah kid good job with the witching. i'm certain it will be more useful against your enemies than your sharpshooting. no i do not think your witchcraft is supplementing your aim but i'm not gonna argue about it.

[penny-anna]

yeah Luke was like 'I heard Ben Kenobi's voice in my head telling me how to blow up the Death Star :)' and Han was like 'kind of an unusual coping mechanism but I'm not gonna argue with him'

[davetheshady]

thanks to carbonite han not only misses learning about luke's training montage on dagobah, he's also half-blind during their whole escape on tatooine. luke's out there force-kicking henchmen with his gucci boots and doing flips and shit and han can't see a goddamn thing. now on endor luke's yeeting threepio with the power of his mind and han's just like 'the last time we hung out i had to stuff him in a tauntaun sleeping bag'.

[bogwitch-extraordinaire]

@softness-and-shattering I hate you I hate you I hate you

[freckledsweetpea]

Junipers desire path she uses every day. There is beauty and whimsy everywhere.

[clownboybebop]

sometimes when my mom gets drunk she goes into Liberated Women Mode, and one time she was real tipsy and while talking about her friend’s divorce, she very earnestly told me and my sister (both adults) that regardless of preference or relationship, she hoped we would both reach a point in our lives where we were having really good sex with really good people. and my sister said, “i do that now except the good people part” and i said, “sex is real?” and my mom didn’t love either of those answers

[four-predatory-lesbians]

ur mom sounds hot is she single

[clownboybebop]

my mom is in fact single, and if you are so determined then it’s not my fault when you find out why

[forsapphics]

Lavender Vision

Volume 1, Issue 2 (May, 1971)

[teathattast]

[girlballs]

hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive

[girlballs]

hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like a shining example of your country's functional healthcare system

[girlballs]

[sweating and taking notes] hey girl awesome pussy. it looks nuanced and complicated

[beardedmrbean]

I love 'Reductress' they always have something just for me