'Stella Comedy' Sentence Memes
"He’s got his boot up our poopers!"
"You smell like chicken nuggets."
"I honestly don’t know if you’re fucking with me right now."
"The goose only cooks in broth…"
"I swear if you guys don’t shut up, I’m gonna drive this car off a cliff!"
"I thought it was a turkey! I swear to God!"
"We don’t have…this money."
"Ya big dumb piece of shit."
"Excuse me, can we please discuss this out on the terrace?"
"Tell me that my dreams can’t be achieved!"
"I mean, I wonder what Thomas Edison’s friends said when he invented the English muffin."
"I saw two people porking in there!"
"Yeah, you won’t be saying that after I kill you."
"Why don’t you grab onto your milky little dick and get the fuck out!"
"Rule number ten: Fuck the rules, let’s party!"
"Between you and I, there was an invisible fabric of respect…but you have torn it asunder!"
"I take my coffee the same way I take my women: Strong. Black. And proud."
"Nothing, I, uh, thought I saw a potato…"
"I’m gonna go rub one out and call it a night."
"Hanukkah is my favorite character from the movie ‘Star Wars’"
"Oh yeah? Well this balloon is going to kick your ass, right now."
"Stupid question but, what is a book?"
"Do you mean the entire time she was talking about the baby deer, she was lying?"
"I’m gonna look one more time for that baby deer."
"I’ve got two words for you, brainwave…’So’ and ‘what’"
"I don’t think I’m overstating anything when I say that I’m really mad."
"That was wrong of me and I’ll be the first person to admit it."
"I’ve got so much wood I should be a forest right now."
"Holy shit! World peace. Awwwlright!"
"I’m livid! I am filled with rage! I am so peeved!"
"Fuck that shit, I wanna talk about Zots and Crambles, yo!"
"Out of our way girls. It’s asparagus season."
"You’re a classical dick, is what you are!"