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[gomigomipomi]

Happy 11th Anniversary, Splatoon!

[seymourworld]

i say this as someone who used to have a bug phobia for the record but i feel like also people would be a lot less afraid of bugs if they just like. tried to be. idk you dont havw to like being around them i still panic a little around bees and wasps irl but like. theyre just little animals. and they're really cool little animals. yeah some of the shit they do is freaky but all animals have some shit they do. its fine. you have to like bugs okay

[seymourworld]

i say this as someone who used to have a bug phobia for the record but i feel like also people would be a lot less afraid of bugs if they just like. tried to be. idk you dont havw to like being around them i still panic a little around bees and wasps irl but like. theyre just little animals. and they're really cool little animals. yeah some of the shit they do is freaky but all animals have some shit they do. its fine. you have to like bugs okay

[seymourworld]

i say this as someone who used to have a bug phobia for the record but i feel like also people would be a lot less afraid of bugs if they just like. tried to be. idk you dont havw to like being around them i still panic a little around bees and wasps irl but like. theyre just little animals. and they're really cool little animals. yeah some of the shit they do is freaky but all animals have some shit they do. its fine. you have to like bugs okay

[seymourworld]

i say this as someone who used to have a bug phobia for the record but i feel like also people would be a lot less afraid of bugs if they just like. tried to be. idk you dont havw to like being around them i still panic a little around bees and wasps irl but like. theyre just little animals. and they're really cool little animals. yeah some of the shit they do is freaky but all animals have some shit they do. its fine. you have to like bugs okay

[seymourworld]

i say this as someone who used to have a bug phobia for the record but i feel like also people would be a lot less afraid of bugs if they just like. tried to be. idk you dont havw to like being around them i still panic a little around bees and wasps irl but like. theyre just little animals. and they're really cool little animals. yeah some of the shit they do is freaky but all animals have some shit they do. its fine. you have to like bugs okay

[rinnegami]

[spiny-ant]

Who dropped these here

[cheaphalloweencostume]

fucking crying because i thought this instagram reel was cutting edge comedy gold only to realize it is 100% serious… damn maybe i’m being poisoned

[shmooseee]

maybe i am scared

[elegybeatty]

How do you refer to this evolutionary family?

The Raichu family

The Pikachu family

The Pichu family

Voting ended onMay 27

[elegybeatty]

How do you refer to this evolitionary family?

The Roserade family

The Roselia family

The Budew family

Voting ended onMay 27

[elegybeatty]

How do you refer to this evolutionary family?

The Rhyperior family

The Rhydon family

The Rhyhorn family

Voting ended onMay 27

[elegybeatty]

If your answer to the previous poll was "The Rhyperior family," does this answer change when in the context of games where Rhyperior is not featured? (Pre-Gen 4 games, Let's Go Pikachu & Eevee, etc.)

No, I still call them the Rhyperior family

Yes, I call them the Rhydon family

Yes, I call them the Rhyhorn family

Voting ended onMay 27

[elegybeatty]

How do you refer to this evolutionary family?

The Mr. Rime family

The Mr. Mime family

The Mime Jr. family

Voting ended onMay 27

[elegybeatty]

How do you refer to this evolutionary family?

The Gardevoir family

The Gallade family

The Ralts family

Other (Kirlia, Gardevoir & Gallade, etc.)

Voting ended onMay 27

[elegybeatty]

What is most important to you when referring to an evolutionary family?

The fully evolved member

The earliest evolved member

The first introduced member

The most recently introduced member

The member I associate most with the family

Other (explain in comments or tags)

Voting ended onMay 27

[constanzel]

[sandersstudies]

I feel like in the rush of “throw out etiquette who cares what fork you use or who gets introduced first” we actually lost a lot of social scripts that the younger generations are floundering without.

[sandersstudies]

A lot of tough situations where we now feel like we “don’t know what to do or say” had social scripts just a couple of generations ago and they might have been canned phrases or robotic actions but they could still be meant sincerely and unfortunately we haven’t replaced them with any more sincere or easier new script.

[beemovieerotica]

a lot of people are giving examples in the notes of things they just find annoying like not using headphones in public, but OP is talking about actual literal scripts of things to say in awkward situations

if you have a date or two with someone and you don't see a relationship developing? most millennials / gen Zers just end up ghosting. but a social script that might have been taught and rehearsed in the past could be:

"I really appreciated getting dinner with you the other night and I enjoyed your company, but I'm afraid I didn't feel a spark. I wish you the best, and hope you find that special someone!"

like it sounds kind of trite but it was at least something to say and it can still be meant with kind sincerity. it also communicates in 2 sentences that you don't want to see them romantically again, but there aren't any hard feelings about that. that's it!!! that's all it takes!!!

[misfit-toy-haven]

Another example is that at parties a lot of people talk about how awkward it is to mingle or talk to people they dont know. But at old timey parties that was traditionally the HOST'S job, and there was a specific scripted way of doing it that eased the process! The host would bring you in, introduce you and maybe even a little bit about you like what you did for a living, and then guide you to a group you could talk to. They didn't just let you in the door and then ditch you to fend for yourself in a sea of strangers. That would be unthinkable and no one would be surprised if a get-together like that wound up being awkward.

[demonprincex]

I still do the party-host thing and yall can, too! (Thanks Mad Men for teaching me a lot of outmoded social scripts... no really tho)

Remember things about your friends! Ask people about their weekends, hobbies, holidays, studies, and jobs! Listen for the concerns people have and what they are working on! Draw connections between one person and another to get the ball rolling. "Oh, Maura, you just got your first cat! You should talk to Felix, he used to work at a rescue. Felix, please tell Maura all the new-cat-guardian pointers."

"Bill, Sheila, Xan, this is my friend Kale. Kale is really into Star Trek, Bill you and them should talk about it!"

Orrr whatever! After you make the introduction and draw the connection you just float on into the next interaction with someone else at the function. Just listen, care about your friends, get our of your own head, and think of how you can bring other people together and you will feel 100% less awkward.

[3liza]

hi i am so excited about this post because i have posted this exact thing MANY times on here, often in the specific context of how formal etiquette is so useful for autistic people especially, but also for everyone. even if you come off a little bit formal, which you will sometimes, having Old School Manners (or just knowing what they are) for various common scenarios is like having a magic ticket that will just sail you through all kinds of social iinteractions, gatekeeping, social weirdness, and as is pointed out in the above posts about introducing people to each other, can make you into a really valuable and helpful person for an entire gathering or group of people.

i also want to point out that knowing what the polite thing to do in all situations makes you a lot more effective at being rude and obnoxious when the situation calls for it, which is also a valuable and necessary adult skill

[dailymanners]

#things to write#but also#things to do#I could certainly benefit from a manual...

If you're looking for a manual on these sorts of things; social etiquette, social scripts, how to handle difficult and/or awkward social situations, etc. then I highly recommend picking up any book by Miss Manners. Her books really are the gold standard for learning the types of skills this post is talking about. I should also mention that Miss Manners is witty and hilarious so her books are also fun to read.

The best book by Miss Manners to get started with would be Miss Manner's Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior. This one is probably the best starting point because it gives the best overview of all the basics.

If you're the type who likes to listen to podcasts, I recommend checking out "Were You Raised By Wolves?" and/or "Awesome Etiquette". Both are also great tools for learning the type of social skills this post is talking about. I'm personally a fan of "Were You Raised By Wolves?" because not only are they pretty funny and informative, they also bother to try to teach the underlying social intelligence behind various manners and social etiquette so that you can have the skills to solve social dilemmas on your own. However, "Awesome Etiquette" is also pretty fun and informative.

[dailymanners]

#long post#I feel like 'i dont do small talk nobody cares about the weather' had a negative impact on social interaction#I mean yeah sometimes small talk about nothing gets awkward. but often it leads to the most interesting conversations#just asking 'what kind of music do you listen to at the gym' or 'have you read any books lately' could be such a lovely subject#I'm sometimes socially awkward despite being a huge extrovert. that's why etiquette is such a great thing#if you don't know how to act around people just stick to the etiquette rules. if they have a problem with it they're not for me anyways

Sorry @darlingdear but I couldn't let this stay in the tags.

I say this as someone who is neurodivergent had grew up very socially awkward, but recently I find the "screw small talk, I wanna get to know the REAL you" attitude to be pretentious as well as a demonstration of a lack of boundaries.

But also, I think a lot of people who have this attitude don't actually really know what does qualify as small talk. The definition of small talk is any topic that's of no real consequence and includes topics like food, pets, sports, music, whatever show you're currently streaming, whatever book you're currently reading, and yes, the weather. A lot of people who have this "I hate small talk / I don't do small talk" attitude probably think it's only reciting a bunch of secret scripts about the weather, and don't realize how much they engage in small talk whenever they talk about their pets or their favorite foods or the really cool show they're watching right now.

Small talk is just about boundaries and getting to know someone *before* you move into more serious and personal topics. The older I get the more I learn you really can't just trust anyone with more serious and personal subjects. Small talk first is important to gauge if they're someone safe and trustworthy first before moving into more serious and personal subjects. If you really genuinely refuse to get to know someone before immediately discussing serious and personal subjects you may have an issue with boundaries and should consider working on that.

[littlehouseontheaerie]

Oh my god, so much the last point. All of them, but especially the last.

Small talk is a way of sounding out a person’s attitudes. It’s about finding out if they’re a rabid asshole or someone you want to spend more time with.

I had a professor who got angry at a group of (mostly women), from five countries, all of whom met yesterday, for talking about daytime TV. He basically insulted us and called us shallow.

Dude, we were figuring each other out with a safe topic! We were the best of friends three weeks later. We could broach harder topics because we understood each other’s boundaries better. If you immediately demand people bare their souls, you’re not likely to get them to be honest.

[roxanedrawing]

also it's always polite / a good idea to balance the conversation out between yourself and the other person. By which I mean, if they've asked you several questions, turn it around: "and what about you?" / "what has your experience been in [topic]?" I used to be too awkward to do it but noticed conversations would bleed to death. Then I overcompensated and only asked the other person question upon question. This was also Not Ideal because guys would end up thinking I was super interested in them and get confused when I shut off my interest / social battery later on. So, balance: I try to talk about 50% of the time and share something that is either useful or relatable to the other or important to me. And by being interested and asking real questions you can get to know someone better and they will also know you a little, which can be really lovely.

[bwooom]

i love you mirror versions i love you possession i love you cloning i love you simulacrums i love you shadow selves i love you digital copies of a mind i love you alternate timeline versions i love you tropes that play with identity and what it means to be a certain person

[bwooom]

i love you mirror versions i love you possession i love you cloning i love you simulacrums i love you shadow selves i love you digital copies of a mind i love you alternate timeline versions i love you tropes that play with identity and what it means to be a certain person

[bwooom]

i love you mirror versions i love you possession i love you cloning i love you simulacrums i love you shadow selves i love you digital copies of a mind i love you alternate timeline versions i love you tropes that play with identity and what it means to be a certain person

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things