Haha ha one

[sonic-the-allfucker]

[official-doctor-robotnik]

You made Stacy cry >:(

I don't know who Stacy is. Don't send me weird out of context asks. Even if this Stacy was crying, I wouldn't care. I'm too busy with Stacy's mom. And her dad.

[official-doctor-robotnik]

Well. Yeah. It's Pride Month.

[sonic-the-allfucker]

oh yea, Stacy's parents, i know em

[eggman-eggpire-offical]

GUYS QUICK! THE MEME ONESHOT IS IN 3 HOURS AND I KINDA WANT MORE SUGGESTIONS FOR POTENTIAL NPC CHARACTERS AND ITEMS THEY CAN FIND!

[eggman-eggpire-offical]

ALSO! my little sister is NOT joining us sooo that means we can somewhat go buck wild. Also @sonic-the-allfucker? I did add back Sank The Bard

[sonic-the-allfucker]

poggers

[incorrect-sonic-lore]

Did you know...?

Sonic paid SEGA an insane amount of money to get endlessly glazed on this month's Sonic Channel art. This is because he fucking HATES wearing glasses and needed some compensation for having to pose with them.

[incorrect-sonic-lore]

The original description post just said "Who the hell is so down bad for Sonic at Sega's social media team?" but it's funnier to see people react to that by their own LMAO

[sonic-the-allfucker]

all of them are

[eggman-eggpire-offical]

Citizens of the Eggpire, would you like to help influence something incredibly funny?

Im making a dnd 5e oneshot for my new party and its gonna be a mostly improved comedy so in the spirit of that ALL the npcs are going to be randomized as well as knockoffs of famous characters and people (With the sole exception of Mama Robotnik)

All i ask of you is to give me some ideas for npc roles i can put characters in as well as any funny knockoff characters you can think of for me to put them on the randomiser.

In exchange I promise too write down the funniest moments and share them with you all, i might also draw some of it

[watercooler-offical]

Buble

[eggman-eggpire-offical]

Ah yes, the lone water freezer

[chapter1movingpictures]

hello guy

(hello neighbor but he's BALD)

[eggman-eggpire-offical]

unorthodox idea but very well!

[egg-offical]

Eg

Its an egg but stupid and dumb and I hate it

[eggman-eggpire-offical]

BRO I KNOW THAT'S YOU! I KNOW YOUR BLOGS

[sonic-the-allfucker]

me

[eggman-eggpire-offical]

... are you sure?

[sonic-the-allfucker]

yes it would be funny

[eggman-eggpire-offical]

Is Sanic The Bard fine?

[sonic-the-allfucker]

Yes >:)

[elfin-grove]

New discovery: My little sister will be joining and Sonic's allfucking wouldnt be appropriate for her sorry :(

[sonic-the-allfucker]

(completely understandable, no worries)

[eggman-eggpire-offical]

Citizens of the Eggpire, would you like to help influence something incredibly funny?

Im making a dnd 5e oneshot for my new party and its gonna be a mostly improved comedy so in the spirit of that ALL the npcs are going to be randomized as well as knockoffs of famous characters and people (With the sole exception of Mama Robotnik)

All i ask of you is to give me some ideas for npc roles i can put characters in as well as any funny knockoff characters you can think of for me to put them on the randomiser.

In exchange I promise too write down the funniest moments and share them with you all, i might also draw some of it

[watercooler-offical]

Buble

[eggman-eggpire-offical]

Ah yes, the lone water freezer

[chapter1movingpictures]

hello guy

(hello neighbor but he's BALD)

[eggman-eggpire-offical]

unorthodox idea but very well!

[egg-offical]

Eg

Its an egg but stupid and dumb and I hate it

[eggman-eggpire-offical]

BRO I KNOW THAT'S YOU! I KNOW YOUR BLOGS

[sonic-the-allfucker]

me

[eggman-eggpire-offical]

... are you sure?

[sonic-the-allfucker]

yes it would be funny

[eggman-eggpire-offical]

Is Sanic The Bard fine?

[sonic-the-allfucker]

Yes >:)

[eggman-eggpire-offical]

Citizens of the Eggpire, would you like to help influence something incredibly funny?

Im making a dnd 5e oneshot for my new party and its gonna be a mostly improved comedy so in the spirit of that ALL the npcs are going to be randomized as well as knockoffs of famous characters and people (With the sole exception of Mama Robotnik)

All i ask of you is to give me some ideas for npc roles i can put characters in as well as any funny knockoff characters you can think of for me to put them on the randomiser.

In exchange I promise too write down the funniest moments and share them with you all, i might also draw some of it

[watercooler-offical]

Buble

[eggman-eggpire-offical]

Ah yes, the lone water freezer

[chapter1movingpictures]

hello guy

(hello neighbor but he's BALD)

[eggman-eggpire-offical]

unorthodox idea but very well!

[egg-offical]

Eg

Its an egg but stupid and dumb and I hate it

[eggman-eggpire-offical]

BRO I KNOW THAT'S YOU! I KNOW YOUR BLOGS

[sonic-the-allfucker]

me

[eggman-eggpire-offical]

... are you sure?

[sonic-the-allfucker]

yes it would be funny

[eggman-eggpire-offical]

Citizens of the Eggpire, would you like to help influence something incredibly funny?

Im making a dnd 5e oneshot for my new party and its gonna be a mostly improved comedy so in the spirit of that ALL the npcs are going to be randomized as well as knockoffs of famous characters and people (With the sole exception of Mama Robotnik)

All i ask of you is to give me some ideas for npc roles i can put characters in as well as any funny knockoff characters you can think of for me to put them on the randomiser.

In exchange I promise too write down the funniest moments and share them with you all, i might also draw some of it

[watercooler-offical]

Buble

[eggman-eggpire-offical]

Ah yes, the lone water freezer

[chapter1movingpictures]

hello guy

(hello neighbor but he's BALD)

[eggman-eggpire-offical]

unorthodox idea but very well!

[egg-offical]

Eg

Its an egg but stupid and dumb and I hate it

[eggman-eggpire-offical]

BRO I KNOW THAT'S YOU! I KNOW YOUR BLOGS

[sonic-the-allfucker]

me

[official-doctor-robotnik]

Fixing a sickening Sonic meme.

^ See how insensitive this hog is? Disgusting. Don't worry, period havers. The Eggman Empire has got your back.

There we go. Much better!

[official-doctor-robotnik]

Hey. Hey tboyquackity. Hi! Don't. Don't call me that. I'm NOT currently pregnant. The Eggpire WILL be executing you for this.

[dicerollerz]

"not currently pregnant" implies future pregnancy

[official-doctor-robotnik]

Anything can happen.

[sonic-the-allfucker]

[zkitty8]

what do those orca whales have against sonic anyway

[zkitty8]

???

[rouge-the-bat-offical]

Big Blue's a charismatic fella.

[sonic-the-allfucker]

Ha, yea

[incorrect-sonic-lore]

Did you know

Sonic being the wind is a reference to the fact that he is pansexual as he blows everyone

Did you know...?

Sonic being the wind is a reference to the fact that he is pansexual as he blows everyone.

[cursed-sonic-opinions]

Cover your ears mod im gonna say something

Vagina

HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT IM NEURODIVERGENT AND A MINOR

[rouge-the-bat-offical]

Vagina

[cursed-sonic-opinions]

ROUGE THE BAT,????

[sonic-the-allfucker]

Vagina

[sonic-the-allfucker]

are you the allfucker because you fuck all. Sonic pansexual?

You got it! I fuck em all

[mario-bounty-hunter]

YOURE A BETA MALE SONIC

[sonic-the-allfucker]

Im not in beta I'm the full release baby

[bumblebee-official]

Haha

[mamarobotnikoffical]

@sonic-the-allfucker @official-classic-sonic look at dis

[sonic-the-allfucker]

More legs means faster running

[megatron-offical]

Wait, so who's the goose with exactly?

[rodimus-offical]

i think the goose might be its own faction.

[megatron-offical]

Wouldnt suprise me in the slightest...

[rodimus-offical]

like dude

i thought you were evil

but that goose, man…

[megatron-offical]

Spawn of Unicron...

[bumblebee-official]

" will the goose lead the decepticons? heh maybe then you and Prime could get together "

[rodimus-offical]

if that goose leads we’re all doomed

[bumblebee-official]

" we gotta contain it somehow, maybe then we'll have an advantage "

[rodimus-offical]

I don’t think we can.

[rodimus-offical]

trying to catch it would be like

*snickering*

a wild goose chase

[fem-skywarp-offical]

Hehehe! That was funny Rody!

[rodimus-offical]

well yeah of course it was

[mamarobotnikoffical]

Are you guys fucking?

[rodimus-offical]

WHAT NO WE JUST TALK SOMETIMES

[mamarobotnikoffical]

If you do bang, can I join?

[fem-skywarp-offical]

No, you'd get squashed!

[sonic-the-allfucker]

I could handle it though

[megatron-offical]

So I just learned that in the japanese continuity there's a bot elegedly trying conjux with me

Im not sure what that continuity of me is thinking, but hear me out!

[frillydollie]

Well Megatron, she is YOUR WIFE.

[megatron-offical]

IS SHE!??! I thought she just WANTED to be conjux endura!

[mamarobotnikoffical]

Get your hot wife on Tumblr! I am asking this with no sinister motives whatsoever.

[megatron-offical]

I know EXACTLY what you're trying to do human!

[mamarobotnikoffical]

Not my fault your wife is hot.

[megatron-offical]

Yeeeeah I know

[rodimus-offical]

I too would like to meet your hot wife from another universe

[megatron-offical]

THIS IS JUST LIKE WHAT HAPPENED WITH EGGMAN ALL OVER AGAIN!!!

[mamarobotnikoffical]

What did Ivo do?

[eggman-eggpire-offical]

I think he's talking about how team fur affinity collectively fucked my wife

[sonic-the-allfucker]

that we did

[eggman-eggpire-offical]

DAMN YOU HEDHEHOG!

[sonic-the-allfucker]

I fucked megatrons wife too

[megatron-offical]

YOU DID WHAT!?

[sonic-the-allfucker]

I fuck everyone its in the name big guy

[megatron-offical]

EVERYONE???

[sonic-the-allfucker]

Well what else would the allfucker title entail