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🩷 eliot spencer love zone 🩷 emma, 31, gay, she/her. i’m just a man doing things who likes the tv show leverage and the tv show taskmaster a normal amount. sometimes here, sometimes not. i also love to write! writing tag here, and AO3 here 📝

[sonicemp3]

well howdy there, folks—if you can believe it, i've got another leverage ot3 fic twofer for you today!! if you're in the mood for something 🩷sweet🩷, why not check out:

miracles happen, once in a while

leverage ot3, 2.9k, G

“Elioooooooooot, c’mooooooonnnnn. Just do it.” “No, Park. I’m not gonna.” “Eliooooooooottttttt. Pleeeeeeeeease?” “No.” “Eliooooooooooooooottttttttttttt.” “No!” “Eliot!!!” “What!!” Parker, in lieu of responding via words to this last exclamation of Eliot’s, simply growls. With a growl of his own, Eliot looks helplessly—and also arguably hopelessly—up at the ceiling. “Hardison,” he says, “c’mon. Help me out.” From where he’s currently lounging on the couch, Hardison stirs the stick of his paper umbrella around his shockingly pink and sparkly drink (he’s pretty sure Parker dumped, like, two whole bottles of edible glitter in there). “I dunno, El,” he says. He raises one shoulder and lets it drop. “I don’t think you’re really in keeping with Party Night if you don’t do it.”

It’s Party Night for the OT3, and for reasons unknown, Eliot isn’t cooperating. What is Party Night, you may ask? And what is Eliot not cooperating on? Well, you’ll just have to read on to find out :-)

and/or, if you'd like something ❤️‍🔥spicy❤️‍🔥, might i recommend:

easiest work i've ever done

leverage ot3, 5.6k, E

At this point in Eliot’s life, as far as he’s concerned, every moment he’s ever experienced and every choice he’s ever made up until the moment he met Parker and Hardison was had and done for the express purpose of getting him to the point where he could devote the rest of whatever aforementioned life he’s got left to taking care of Parker and Hardison. There’s the biggest and most obvious ways in which he does this, of course: Physically putting himself between them and danger, keeping them fed and full. There’s also the less obvious ways, smaller but no less important. Right now he feels like he’s somewhere in the middle as he offers himself up to them to slake their thirst as they’re parched this early morning. Hardison had woken up hard, and Parker had woken up wet.

Eliot takes some time on this early morning to indulge both his sweeties (and also himself).

AO3 links for each in the fic titles and tags for both under the cut! 💋👑💕

miracles happen, once in a while

easiest work i've ever done

[sonicemp3]

if the studio job had happened while modern social media was around hardison totally would’ve been making kenneth crane fanvids/fancams right. like he’s running the kcraneedits tumblr/tiktok/twitter etc. parker sends the videos in their group chat between the three of them like “hey look another one” and eliot’s like “seriously who the hell keeps making these” and hardison’s like “i dunnoooooooo 🤭🤭🤭” but he absolutely does know. he was up until 1am last night making his most recent masterpiece. parker was also helping. literally eating popcorn and watching over hardison’s shoulder adding helpful commentary like “ooh use another clip from that interview we faked where he’s wearing that shirt that makes his arms look really good.” maybe he even keeps it up after the job’s done just to continue pestering eliot and secretly eliot is kinda flattered. and one night when he’s tipsy he’s like “hey uh should we.. should we put out some more kenneth clips someday. for people to use. yknow. uh. just. as a joke. haha. just to give the people what they’re lookin for. hahaha” (still having no idea that it’s mostly hardison himself who is said people). and hardison would tease him and call him a fame slut (affectionate) if he wasn’t so genuinely giddy to make more kpop idol-style edits of his hot-ass husband

[beautifulscreaminglady]

Does Eliot Spencer eat pussy?

yes and he's bad at it

yes and he's good at it

with a little convincing

no

Remaining time: 6 days 6 hours

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

[parawyrm]

[terkaterr]

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

[samtf]

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

[sonicemp3]

it’s really important to me that once eliot is in a long-term committed relationship with two goobers that he loves more than anything else in the whole world that he’s allowed to get a little silly with it. like parker and hardison’s goober levels rub off some yknow?? and also he’s comfortable enough with them that he feels safe being a little goofy. he’s still big scary tough man on the job when he needs to be, and he’s still kinda grouchy and irritable in certain situations, but also he’ll sit at the opposite end of the couch from parker while he reads his book and he’ll just keep his mouth open while she tries to throw m&ms into it. and he gets really clingy and kinda giggly with hardison while they lay in bed after hardison gave it to him Good and the two of them are just spurred on and on by each other’s delirious laughter until they’re breathless and teary-eyed. and sometimes when parker’s bored and needs something to do with her hands eliot will let her mess with his hair and/or give him a manicure, so hardison will be working on a lego build at the table in the corner of the living room and when he glances up he’ll see eliot walking back into the room with a fresh cup of coffee and his hair in ribboned braids with his nails all neon and sparkly (maybe parker also gave him some dramatic eyeshadow to complete the look). and he’s been in the room enough times now while hardison watches spongebob reruns that they can go back and forth for like 10 minutes just quoting lines at each other (eliot does scary-good impressions of mr. krabs and plankton and they make parker fall apart every time). idk i just know he’s a big ol loser dork (affectionate) inside and i need him to loosen up enough to let that freak flag fly

[sonicemp3]

thinking about this one again in the wake of this post and like. aaaAAAAAA it just makes me so sickkkkkkk bc eliot is so capable of being such a clown yknow!! he’s so sillaaaayyyyyyyy!! he’s such a dork!! he watches hardison play baldur’s gate and acts like he’s not interested but then they’re arguing about lore later bc yes he HAS been paying attention! hardison and parker beg him to do a throuples costume with them at an upcoming convention and eliot’s like yeah psh sure whatever and then he goes All-Fucking-In because if he’s gonna dress up he’s gonna dress UP! him and parker have a highly sophisticated system of what’s essentially modern hieroglyphics where they can hold whole conversations in just emojis! (she also gets him on the kaomoji train and he goes nuts with them half because he knows it makes her happy and half because he just thinks they’re cute alright he’s allowed that alright leave him alone alright!!) yes he is big scary grrrrr he could break your fingers he could kick your ass all the way to the moon, but he’s also so mushy, and he’s, like, hardison showing him one perfect video game away from having his own major geek awakening, and if parker bought him a bunch of bedazzled scrunchies he might initially be like now cmon park what is this but if she were to say oh okay then i can return them he’d be like Now Hold On Where Did I Say That. you can’t tell me the man doesn’t watch jeopardy for fun. and he reads just as much genre fic (especially old romance and detective novels) as he does nonfiction, and he talks parker and hardison’s ears off about both. like yknow??? idk he’s just like. he’s a very colorful man under the surface, and he just needs the right nudge to let that out a bit more. and p&h are exactly that nudge. with them he gets to be weird and he gets to play and he gets to have FUN. and he deserves to have fun ;____;

[parkerhardison-deactivated20150]

[alternatez]

#OKAY SO THEY HAVE A SECRET HANDSHAKE #WHICH MEANS AT SOME POINT THEY SAT DOWN AND WERE LIKE #WE NEED A SECRET HANDSHAKE #OR HARDISON ONE DAY DECIDED THAT THEY NEEDED A HANDSHAKE #AND ELIOT JUST WENT ALONG WITH IT ALL ANNOYED #EVEN THOUGH HE SECRETLY LOVED IT #BECAUSE HARDISON IS HIS BEST FRIEND AND HE LOVES THAT IDIOT

#no u are wrong. eliot was like we need a secret signal and hardison was like. so a secret handshake #and eliot was like no to indicate that were good and hardison is like. so a secret handshake (tags via tatterpig)

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

#i’m always here for eliot’s transparent attempts at pretending he has dignity and is not a complete dork#‘no i don’t want an eliot signal i’m not a nerd like you….. what- what would be on this hypothetical signal’#‘can it be a wolf maybe’

[breelandwalker]

Eliot Spencer is tougher than a week-old steak and knows ten ways to kill a man with the contents of the average glovebox.

He is also a soft-hearted dork who loves coffee, cooking, gardening, horses, country music, and his family of chaotic good criminal weirdos.

[parkerhardison-deactivated20150]

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any review ever

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

[pidgefudge]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I love all my main characters equally. *closes closet door to hide the shrine to one character in particular*

[mascwoman]

New bumper sticker 🕺

[mtxyqmpsfqklt]

[presentablemichael]

[kristina100000]

them: dont get your belly scratched girllll… its only monday what are you doing

me on monday: im getting my bellayyyy scratched

[rogerdeakinsdp]

Cinematography by Roger Deakins, ASC, BSC: O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000) directed by Joel Coen

[lavenderfables]

[pawcakes]

i will look at u with my big doe eyes … and u will pay for my iced coffee