DamnItJen

[funnytwittertweets]

[chadgamer]

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

[lesbianredpanda]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[martian-martian-martian]

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

[hzs-modblog]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[lawbreaker13]

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

[dreamsanddabs]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

[ineedtostopchangingmyusername]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB…

[lawbreaker13]

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

[theswedishelf]

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

[spongebobheritageposts]

date of origin: August 9th, 2018

[ghost-postables]

The unbridled joy of seeing this pass by again, spotting the little red heart like “ah… my old friend. Spongebob Human Anatomy Squarepants.

[officialfist]

The phrase “out of state realtor company” should fill you with rage and hatred

[theyouth--waste-it]

Can someone explain plz

[officialfist]

TLDR companies are buying up what people consider “starting homes” with cash for quick buys, flipping them, then jacking up the price to make it impossible for first time home buyers to get a decent house. This is done across the country by companies usually located in California or New York. I personally think it should be illegal to do that but whatever.

[theyouth--waste-it]

You're right that does fill me with rage and hatred

[officialfist]

Welcome to the team

[anarchistmemedistro]

“realtor company” should fill you with rage and hatred

[anarchistmemedistro]

[izzym-art]

For the rest of the information please head over here and scroll down a bit. Its important to read the updated information because it affects the final quoted price.

Thank you!

[bdafic]

[bdafic]

Cassandra! Leliana! The hot Qunari from the concept art that everybody went apeshit over! Ashly Burch! Matthew Mercer!

[ragdoll-ren]

hot new tumblr meme, fresh from 1897: paprika

[idontknownothin]

thankful to Dracula Daily for teaching me that this Hark a Vagrant comic is literally exactly what happens in the book

[death-420]

Warm bread. You agree. Reblog

[naamahdarling]

Something I have seen very few people mention re: Omicron and the current surge:

Please, be cautious. Not just about the virus but about life in general.

Babes, now is not the time to get on the rickety ladder to change that light bulb or tackle that woodworking project using the bandsaw.

Let it freaking go.

Clinics and hospitals are overrun. You don't want to need urgent or emergent care right now, my loves. You may not get it. Please be unreasonably cautious around your homes.

Please reblog this, just to remind everyone that any source of medical risk is also now a COVID risk.

[epersonae]

The most recent episode of Sawbones, Justin said that Sydnee told him he has to stop woodworking for a while, just in case 😬

(she'd just finished a week of hospital rotation)

[naamahdarling]

I listened to it, and noted that. Poor Syd, she sounded wrecked. She's one of the rare good ones, and I'm sorry she's had such a hard time. Bless them both for their devotion to bringing people accurate information through this whole thing. My heart is breaking for everyone in the medical field watching things fall apart right now.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bogleech]

For decades, the medical community has ignored mountains of evidence to wage a cruel and futile war on fat people, poisoning public perception and ruining millions of lives. It's time for a new paradigm.

“Diets do not work. Not just paleo or Atkins or Weight Watchers or Goop, but all diets. Since 1959, research has shown that 95 to 98 percent of attempts to lose weight fail and that two-thirds of dieters gain back more than they lost. The reasons are biological and irreversible. “

[chrisco90]

Fatsplaining at its finest. I don’t give a fuck when someone chooses to not be healthy, but don’t sit there and make bullshit excuses and blame anything other than yourself and your lack of self control. Take responsibility and own up to it, you’re not fooling anyone.

[bogleech]

I’m sorry other people’s shapes make you so angry that you pretend science is wrong

[mschaos]

Obviously this person must think climate change is wrong and vaccines cause autism

[runcibility]

Author posted some great follow up tweets: https://twitter.com/RottenInDenmark/status/1043141336239497217

[nicolauda]

That twitterer, Michael Hobbes, runs a podcast called Maintenance Phase with Aubrey Gordon, all about diet fads and junk science. It’s really helped me with unlearning some of the anti-fat thinking I’ve developed over the years, would recommend.

[yourmoonandstar]

Hahahahaha i mean—

[notaweekendwarrior]

When Kim Seon Ho cries, we cry. That's just how things work.

[rramshackled]

the universal experience

[sndwave]

“Does this game have fall damage?” I ask as I have already leapt off the tallest building in the game

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I finished putting together the Irish-American heritage month display and Jesus CHRIST there are so few books about Ireland in our collection?? Once more, I must say:

[parkchanwoohoo]

Oh and for the people who asked me last time what "a lot of stuff" entails

[parkchanwoohoo]

How the FUCK did I forget this

[fleurdemeth]

Portrait of a Young Woman, Jean-Etienne Liotard 

Girl with a Pearl Earring, Johannes Vermeer 

[heartfeltdelight]

#they look like theyve been having a chat about u and u just walked in

[antimony-ore]

I’m on mobile, somebody edit them into this please

[antimony-ore]

Y'all take too long

[tyrelll28-deactivated20201029]

Same energy

[antimony-ore]

No worries guys, they’re there too