Oh baby, I'm beating out a samba!

Lisa; 19; British; Liverpool. I have literally no idea what's going on a good 80% of the time on this website. {Credit: Icon - moonstoneicons.tumblr.com Sidebar gif - doctorwhogifs.tumblr.com Theme - ohcodey-giraffe.tumblr.com}

[msmarvel]

#im ron

[sadmulder]

[laterspeasants]

[theaiightwallofchina]

This moment should be taught in history class

[kasbpraks]

ok tier: villain listening to classical music as they fuck shit up

good tier: villain listening to 80s music as they fuck shit up

god tier: villain listening to “toxic” by britney spears as they fuck shit up

[itskitschglitch]

legendary tier: villain listening to “Africa” by Toto as they fuck shit up

[kasbpraks]

this is the only good addition to this post

[anotherpapercut]

what fucking timeline are we living in right now

[moved-to-lumnch]

“you only lick once!” -what a dog would say :)

[snout]

Wrong. Dogs can lick many, many times and are acutely aware of this.

[moved-to-lumnch]

Um make your own post?

[snout]

A dog would never say “yolo” or “you only lick once” because they can lick many, many times and are acutely aware of this.

[cccrystalclear]

Europe has a horrible taste in music apparantly

[practicefortheheart]

you make the mistake thinking this is about music

[apfelgranate]

#it was never about music#wait for the voting to start#and you’ll see what real life game of thrones look like

[xoxomyseriesxoxo]

Another year, another war between BuzzFeed Germany, BuzzFeed France and BuzzFeed Australia on Twitter.

[sonicthequattro]

what the UK should look forward to: their act's performance

what the UK actually looks forward to: graham norton's commentary

[chellmetra-deactivated20220515]

Eurovision victories

Fake victory: getting first place. True victory: becoming a meme. Petty victory: getting more points than your neighbors.

[p-andore]

French victory: getting more points than England

[toodrunktofindaurl]

The true battle of Eurovision

[sonicthequattro]

eurovision host: may we have your results, please?

voting country: ....

voting country: ....

voting country: ....

voting country: ....

voting country: ....

voting country: ....

voting country: (two hours later) GOOD EVENING EUROPE

[izacore]

please don’t be a ballad

european prayer (via kurtisblaines)

[triwizarded]

who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago

[rapidashrider]

The first Tumblr I ever followed was “fuckyeahnickclegg”, so, you know, we’re talking about well before the 2010 election, because May 2010 was right about the time the “yeah” vanished from that phrase.

[galaxyfun]

WHEN YOUR FAVORITE PERSON/ BEST FRIEND/ PERSON YOU LOVE AND ADMIRE TEXTS YOU FIRST 

WHEN THEY SAY THEY ENJOY YOUR COMPANY AND THEY CONSIDER YOU ONE OF THEIR TOP FRIENDS 

[thecuriousviolet-deactivated201]

Fun fact

Native Americans weren’t allowed US citizenship until 1924.

Let that sink in. We lived here first…for thousands of years. And less than a hundred years ago we were finally given citizenship.

[istamaza-deactivated20200505]

We also fought in WWI despite not being US citizens.

[the-yaadihla-girls]

In Arizona, natives weren’t granted the right to vote until 1948. Think how that type of neglect ties into resource colonization as infrastructure was developed within years prior. 

[giizhigaate-deactivated20160220]

In addition: the indigenous peoples of Canada were not recognized as Human Beings until the year 1960. Now let that shit sink in.

[fatbodypolitics]

In the US it wasn’t until 1968 that the Indian Civil Rights Act was passed and allowed for the right to freedom of speech / assembly / press, a jury trial, the right to an attorney etc. It’s so fucking frustrating.

[xpeachsweettea]

and it wasn’t until 1978 that we were legally allowed to practice our own religions. in a nation founded on religious freedoms, it was illegal to practice our own religions. in our own country. how fucked up is that?

[halfhardtorock]

Aaaand Native Americans weren’t entitled to their own languages (had no legal rights to teach them in their schools, use them in business) until the Native American Language Act of 1990.

[jeankd]

I teach this to my students, because NONE of it is in a single textbook. This is and act of indoctrination

[smallrevolutionary]

Boosting because I didn’t know any of this.

[travelerofthetimestreams]

These facts should be known by all.

[vikingfighter-deactivated201909]

[whilethewolfwaits]

JESUS CHRIST I ALMOST JUST PISSED MYSELF

[becauseracecar]

lol

[growlift-deactivated20161002]

THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST VIDEO IN THE WORLD

[melskunk]

@sparkbat u going to mcm