Hot take: Ezra Bridger is a leo sun, cap moon, scorpio rising
Sweet Seals For You, Always
trying on a metaphor
NASA
we're not kids anymore.
No title available
One Nice Bug Per Day
d e v o n
Three Goblin Art

titsay
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

No title available

JVL
Jules of Nature
todays bird
sheepfilms
Game of Thrones Daily

Love Begins
Not today Justin
RMH

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from Malaysia

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Germany
seen from Denmark

seen from Australia

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Venezuela
seen from Venezuela
seen from Venezuela
seen from United States
seen from United States
@sonnyastrology
Hot take: Ezra Bridger is a leo sun, cap moon, scorpio rising
The signs as emotions
Aries: Apathy Taurus: Nervousness Gemini: Self-loathing Cancer: Hatred Leo: Affection Virgo: Concern Libra: Regret Scorpio: Arrogance Capricorn: Anger Aquarius: Lust Peixes: Cheerfulness
Woodcut print of the twelve signs of the zodiac, German, 16th century.
reminder that this blog, while not politically focused, supports BLM. bootlickers and racists aren’t welcome here, and never will be.
Types of Girlfriends
Aries: Plays hard to get. Fun not serious. Insults you a lot, but does it out of love. Will gush about you to other people not to your face
Taurus: Giggles and gets embarrassed a lot. Shy. Wants to hold you and make sure you’re okay. Random texts telling you they love you
Gemini: Is more responsible to you than they are for themselves. Shows they love you through action not always words. Wants to tell you a million things but scared
Cancer: Makes sure you’re safe. Tries to make you laugh. Happy. Random mood swings. Needs encouragement to not be so reserved
Leo: Clingy. Isn’t afraid to be super weird around you. Doesn’t give a fuck about what others think about your relationship. Random touchiness
Virgo: Needy. Doesn’t like PDA. Tells you about everything. Calls you dumb but loves you to the ends of the world. Lots of hugs
Libra: Very reserved. Very low-key about the relationship but will be there for you to the moon and back. Will hold you while you cry. Takes you on random trips
Scorpio: Plays hard to get until they realize how bullshit the game is when you’re in a relationship. Ride or die. Will punch someone in the face if you insult their s/o
Sagittarius: Shares their music playlist with you. Expects a balance between space and communication. Lowkey about relationship. Chill dates (eating ice cream by the street, naps)
Capricorn: Knows what they want but scared to do anything. Clingy but doesn’t show it. Doesn’t like others to be clingy. Playful punches
Aquarius: “I’m a queen treat me like it”. Wants constant affection. Will mother you. Loves taking you places
Pisces: Wants the best doesn’t expect any less. Isn’t clingy but wants lots of love. You’re their best friend and lover
When somebody casually drops their birth date in a conversation
I meet someone and my 4th question is “what’s your zodiac” because it tells me right away if our friendship will last
Y'all I’m dyin
@thehoosh is this right? I trust you.
@kidkendoll the Libra one is true for sure. That’s me to a T
This is Scorpiophobic, but am I surprised? Of course not. By these standards, I’m Taurus/Gemini.
@thehoosh
anger usually relates to someones mars sign, so you have to synthesize mars with the rest of the chart (their sun, moon, etc) and it depends on how theyre arguing. if theyre just 100% pissed, its a blend of their sun and mars. if theres an complex emotional response, itll relate to their moon too. anyway theres no absolutes and everything is fake and earth wont sustain life in thirty years so who cares if its not 100% accurate
Will you hesitate, bitch?
Meme of the signs divided by element
The signs as OUAT characters
Aries: Regina, Mulan, King Arthur
Taurus: Emma Swan, Wendy
Gemini: Mr. Gold, Ruby
Cancer: Prince Eric, Aurora
Leo: Prince Charming
Virgo: Baelfire, Lancelot
Libra: Belle, Snow White
Scorpio: Captain Hook, Hades, Zelena
Sagittarius: Mad Hatter, Ariel
Capricorn: Peter Pan, Henry, Merlin
Aquarius: Alice, Tinker Bell
Pisces: Robin Hood, Merida
Signs as From Dusk till Dawn Characters
Aries: Kate Taurus: Scott Gemini: Santánico Cancer: Sonja Leo: Freddie Virgo: Narciso Libra: Carlos Scorpio: Seth Sagittarius: Sex Machine Capricorn: Richie Aquarius: Earl McGraw Pisces: Uncle Eddie
the signs as art
aries: the art in anger. landing a solid punch on the jaw. the pounding of your heart against your chest. the color red.
taurus: the art in the earth. the smell of wet dirt. the feeling of grass between your toes. heavy boulders stacked like stone towers.
gemini: the art in the air. the sound of laughter carrying in the wind. the feeling of a warm breeze blowing through your hair. a deadly sharp frost.
cancer: the art in the sea. the salty breeze that blows through your hair. the fear of something swimming past your feet. being where all life began.
leo: the art in the wild. listening for strange noises coming from the forest. the smell of a wildfire in the cold. a lion’s roar as he escapes the clutches of a hunter.
virgo: the art in the trees. the smell of the pines in the fall. the perfect imperfection of the twisted branches and straight trunks. jumping in piles of colorful leaves.
libra: the art in falling in love. the feeling of deep longing in your chest. staying up late, wishing that they were in bed beside you. lighting lavender candles because the smell reminds you of them.
scorpio: the art in water. the blackness of a lake at night. the skipping of smooth stones on the surface. not knowing what lies beneath the waves.
sagittarius: the art in fire. seeing mountainous plumes of smoke on the horizon. a campfire illuminating secretive faces. knowing that there’s no escape from the flames.
capricorn: the art in the dark. listening for strange sounds in the dead of night. seeing faces in the trees at midnight. clutching a flashlight with white knuckles.
aquarius: the art in laughter. giggling after a first kiss. laughing through the pain, no matter how deep the wound. bending over, wheezing, silenced by joy.
pisces: the art in emotion. elation when your favorite band walks onstage. knowing your love is unrequited. laughing even though you feel like crying.
The Signs as B99 Quotes
Aries - What kind of a woman doesn’t own an axe?
Taurus - If anything, I see you as a bother figure cause, you’re always bothering me.
Gemini - I wasn’t injured, I was lightly stabbed.
Cancer - Turns out I gave up easy. You hear that bitches? I gave up so easy.
Leo - This is taking too long! I’m gonna miss the farmer’s market!
Virgo - Yippie kayak other buckets!
Libra - What the hell’s Othello? I’m calling you the parrot from Aladdin.
Scorpio - Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist? I was hula hooping.
Sagittarius - Doing work and hanging out with dogs. That’s my lifestyle.
Capricorn - Yeah, I’m not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.
Aquarius - Why is everyone laughing? I can be a badass.
Pisces - With all due respect, I’m gonna completely ignore everything you just said.
pretty words that remind me of the signs
Aries: Ebullience {English} (n.)- bubbling enthusiam
Taurus: Komorebi {Japanese} (n.)- sunlight filtering through trees
Gemini: Epiphany {English} (n.)- a moment of sudden revelation
Cancer: Dulcet {English} (adj.)- sweet & soothing
Leo: Naz {Urdu} (n.)- the pride you feel from being loved
Virgo: Sonder {English} (n.)- the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own
Libra: Redamancy {English} (n.)- an act of loving the one who loves you; a love returned in full
Scorpio: Commuovere {Italian} (v.)- to move someone to tears
Sagittarius: Cafuné {Portuguese} (n.)- the act of tenderly running one’s fingers through someone’s hair
Capricorn: Orenda {Iroquoian} (n.)- a mystical force present in all people that empowers them to affect the world, or to effect change in their own lives
Aquarius: Meraki {Greek} (v.)- to do something with soul, creativity, or love; when you leave a piece of yourself in your work
Pisces: Petrichor {English} (n.)- the pleasant smell after it rains
the signs as people i’ve known
aries: passionate verging on obsessive. defensive of both themselves and the people they love. few layers; what you see is more or less what you get. good-hearted, intelligent. always up for a challenge, but becomes stressed out very easily and handles stress very poorly. even when they’re tired, they somehow seem so alert and two steps ahead of you. responsible. they prefer to lead and lead very well. interesting, competitive, loyal. although they like to be correct and love to prove people wrong, more than anything they just want someone to listen and expand on their point, not disagree with it. romantic but they like to pretend that they aren’t. they seek instant gratification and hate doing things that they’re not naturally great at (but they’re naturally great at a lot). can be very self-absorbed, but it’s not conscious. so loving and so lovely. the yang to my yin, the storm to my calm. a friend who completes me.
taurus: extremely nice, and they never want to hurt anybody’s feelings, so they tend to skirt around the truth or omit their opinion. truly, genuinely kind, the sort of person you hope will always stay in your life, the sort of person you feel like you really need. dependable, hardworking, stable. they have been through a lot, but looking at them, you wouldn’t know it. will ultimately put themselves before you (which is a good thing), but is always there for you when they can be. very realistic; they know what they can achieve and expect themselves to do so. private to a fault, and doesn’t usually express their feelings. there is something about their soul that makes me smile whenever i think of them. one of the people i love most in this world. my equal, the friend who i hope knows how much i love them.
gemini: endlessly charming, supportive, and brave. always wants to make everyone happy, often at the expense of their own desires, so they’ll do things they don’t want to do but be kind of grouchy about it, leading others to believe that they are picky and that they change their mind too much. frequently changes the details of a story to either make it more interesting or get out of trouble. wants more than anything to see and experience the good in the world but is very often a victim of the bad. overly-trusting. they can make any experience memorable, and they are the most fun you’ll ever have. quite self-critical but they also know that they have a certain power over people. forgetful, tolerant, warm. often feels quite overwhelmed and may not handle this feeling wisely. crazy but kind. the one whom words fail to describe. the biggest piece of my heart, my mother.
cancer: both friendly and intimidating. difficult to read. patient and cooperative but more often than not, they think their idea/opinion is better than yours. very, very smart. super dependable, so sensitive, hold grudges like it’s their life’s calling. courageous. behave very differently around authority figures, likes being seen as innocent and cute. they will keep your secrets but they will kind of hold them over you, and they tend to taunt others by saying, “i know [x] about [y] and you don’t.” very funny, dark, and sarcastic once you get to know them, but initially sweet and sugary. survivalists; they protect themselves first and their loved ones second and don’t really care about everyone else. friendly. once they’re in a relationship, they become rather absorbed by it and neglect the other parts of their life. dramatic, obsessive. rather strong-willed. when they’re having an off day, get out of their way. they will never forget anything you tell them. they see life as an inside joke. my figurative fraternal twin. the friend who is just like me but whom i’ll never understand.
leo: impressively loving, astonishingly generous, the whole universe in one person. soft and loud, wild and cautious. they are full of power, grace, and energy, and they awaken within you the sense that you are good and that you can do whatever you want to do. even when they’re quiet, their presence is felt. very self-critical, constantly questioning their worth. always in need of validation, which is why they like to be the center of attention; in order to know that they’re a star, they require a standing ovation. they want to love themselves, they need to love themselves. such a romantic, wants to be wooed and adored, and they’ll gladly return the favor. soothing. they are so easy to trust, but they are more careful with their own secrets than they seem. they love with every bone in their body. they want, more than anything, a best friend. loyal, inventive, go-getters. great listeners. can somehow empathize with every situation, but are mildly obsessed with themselves. love winning. my idol, the part of myself i hope i grow into, my aunt.
virgo: hilarious, dependable, treats you like their kid. trustworthy, sympathetic. they are fascinating and unique, but they are too attached to their own magic. more obsessive than they like to think they are. they take criticism very well, perhaps because they dish it out even better. level-headed but aspirational. they prefer to be the less loving one in all of their relationships. feels guilty for feeling sad or emotional. curious and interested. can talk for hours if you let them. kind and smart, wants to be special and different from everyone else. treats the people closest to them the worst. believes in tough love. loves to joke and be sarcastic but usually takes it a few steps too far. perfectionistic, which leads them to put little effort into things that they feel they can’t do flawlessly. the one i protect who thinks they’re protecting me. the friend whom i loved right away.
libra: angelic, enchanting, sweet. picky. they are so afraid of offending someone that they have to know someone really likes them before they’ll be honest with them. so many layers. funny and diligent. treats everyone like their best friend, but when you are their best friend, there is just something so slightly different about how they treat you, something that makes you feel amazing. good at everything. completely unable to make decisions. gossipers. they want to like everyone, but they just don’t. absolutely hates saying no, but will do it if it’s 100% necessary. sleepy and goofy around people they love. works hard to look good, trendy. smart, fair. nervous around authority figures. fearful of loss and of growing up. secret control freaks. they are at once youthful and wise. crazy patient on the outside, just crazy on the inside. always somewhere on my mind, the one who i was always meant to know. my very best friend, my soul’s sister.
scorpio: the best listener. truly wants to know everything about you. extremely devoted, passionate. knows you very, very well. so funny, so kind. will stick with you through thick and thin, always on your side. gives great advice. the person across the room who you can’t stop staring at. secretive, fearful, romantic. both observant and judgmental. will hate you for judging them while they judge you. their heart is bigger than anyone else’s, and all they really want is to fill it to its brim with love. very often the sidekick, but they stand out to me. they are quite obsessive and they rarely wait for explanations. they want to own the people they love. intuitive. loves you soooo much. impossible to know fully. deep, powerful. the ocean flows inside them, yet all too often that ocean is stormy. the person many people think i am, the person i sometimes i wish i was. my confidante, my partner in crime, my heart, my friend.
sagittarius: the most supportive and dependable person on the planet. an amazing friend, the best person to have in your corner. honest and disorganized, friendly and capable. very quick to anger and has a hard time admitting they’re wrong. devotes themselves wholly and completely to their partner and puts them on a pedestal, but once they’ve moved on, they’ve really moved on. tends to succeed, lucky. has a hard time seeing the truth of a situation and often must be told what’s really going on. charismatic and caring, overly generous. can spread themselves thin. guided chiefly by morals which they never abandon. has a strong sense of right and wrong (specifically, they’re right, you’re wrong). my backbone, my other mother.
capricorn: pensive and stoic. has a brain that never stops going. they wake up every morning in the climax of a novel they’ve written in their sleep. loyal, just, intimidating. cold and private. mean to people who are mean to them. shuts down entirely for seemingly no reason. the wisest of all. mature. silently romantic. victim of their thoughts. intense, original. they want someone to fall really deeply in love with them, but they close themselves off to everyone. admires the beauty of the world, moved by small details that many people miss. always thinking of the future, no matter how good the present is. judgmental. wants to be better than everyone else. exceptionally smart. often falling apart on the inside. can think themselves into sickness, into joy, into anything. loves to be alone, hates more than anything to be lonely. soft on the inside. the best leaders but they don’t like to lead. kind-hearted and always doubting it. immensely fatalistic. the dreamy head behind my eyes. myself.
aquarius: very patient. analytical, detached. they have favorite people and things and they will be honest about who and what these favorites are. they love you, they just can’t tell you. wants to be cared for without caring in return. easy to talk to, somehow always makes you feel safe. impressive intellect. generous with the people they love. genuinely good, inspiring. easily overwhelmed. resorts to humor when offended. doesn’t try very hard to act like they like someone they hate. wants to be special. artificially nice to authority figures. can be surprisingly mean without intending to. very good liars. super funny. compliments mean a lot coming from them. the person i forget i am, the friend i should talk to more.
pisces: kind-hearted, funny. to really know them, you kind of have to know them forever. so easy to love. hates to think about the difficulties of the world and prefers to just have fun. very much in the present and tries not to think about the future. as such, they sometimes behave without thinking and wind up messing things up for themselves. they tend to be kind of lazy in regards to some things and extremely passionate in regards to others; there isn’t a lot of balance. can be very mean and very angry. won’t apologize first when you’ve made them mad. must express themselves in some way. no matter how much they say that they love you, they always love you more than that. quite sensitive, hates few things more than being called annoying. super generous, always wants to be there for you but hates not being able to make you happier. truly the sweetest. my favorite person, my brother.
the signs as songs from Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again
aries: why did it have to be me?
taurus: waterloo
gemini: when I kissed the teacher
cancer: angel eyes
leo: mama mia
virgo: one of us
libra: I have a dream
scorpio: kisses of fire
sagittarius: dancing queen
capricorn: the name of the game
aquarius: fernando
pisces: super trouper
Seems like a sweetheart, is a sweetheart: SAGITTARIUS, Libra, Gemini
Seems like a sweetheart, but is a bitch: PISCES, Cancer, Taurus
Seems like a bitch, but is a sweetheart: SCORPIO, Aquarius, Leo
Seems like a bitch and is a bitch: CAPRICORN, Virgo, Aries
what scorpio wrote this
devil on my shoulder: aries refusing to listen to wise advice by interpreting guidance or suggestion as relegating and underestimating them
devil on my shoulder: taurus “they don’t care the same way that you do”
devil on my shoulder: gemini being deceitful or lying for no valid reason but to experiment with the different reactions they provoke out from different people
devil on my shoulder: cancer incessantly and secretly questioning people’s intentions and using past experiences to justify their suspicions
devil on my shoulder: leo their feelings of jealousy or envy toward certain people are justified and not based on a fleeting image and false assumptions
devil on my shoulder: virgo waiting for something to go wrong so they can be vindicated and their observation proven right
devil on my shoulder: libra withholding vital or sensitive information at crucial time because they assume they know best, the person is ‘not ready’, or it will cause uncomfortable tension or conflict
devil on my shoulder: scorpio “people are inherently bad, friends are just as easily enemies, and if you don’t do it first it will happen to you regardless”
devil on my shoulder: sagittarius “you’re not really having fun until you’ve consumed everything and you can’t feel anymore”
devil on my shoulder: capricorn “if you turn your back for a moment they won’t hesitate to take everything and find your replacement”
devil on my shoulder: aquarius gives a very limited amount of time for somebody to state their opinion and capture their attention before they refuse to hear a thing
devil on my shoulder: pisces what they find to alleviate and soothe their emotional anguish is a false redeemer who waits with more destruction behind that door, they face a devil disguised as an angel
C