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tae:
yoongi: square up at 11 motherfucker happy birthday
Seokjin: Can I watch the pics in your phone?
Jungkook: *sweating* Which pics?
Seokjin: The ones you have in your phone
Jungkook: Which phone?
Seokjin: The one you have there in your hand
Jungkook: Oh. This. This isn't a phone
Seokjin: And what is it?
Jungkook: *turns on the torch* It's a mini sun bed
How BTS choose a new password:
Namjoon: choose the name of a chemical compost
Seokjin: use the word "wrong" so if he forget the password he can read: "your password is wrong"
Yoongi: use always the same one with some variation
Hoseok: choose something randomly that always forget
Jimin: use always is name and some adjective like "cutiejiminie" "minieminieminie33" "parkFairyChimmy01"
Taehyung: use Yeontan's birthday
Jungkook: slam the head on the keyboard
BTS at Christmas
Namjoon: writes new songs
Seokjin: makes ginger cookies for the tree
Yoongi: seats next the fireplace
Hoseok: put the lights on the tree and sings the songs Namjoon made
Jimin: wraps the presents
Taehyung: put the deer costume on Yeontan
Jungkook: eats the cookies from the tree
Namjoon: Tell me, what's the universe for you?
Seokjin: A very huge SPACE
Seokjin: what can do a cat out of lives?
Jungkook: Dunno. Maybe ask his friends?
Yoongi: ENOUGH *slams hands on the table* ONE KIM SEOKJIN IS ENOUGH IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE
On Chat
Seokjin: Hey how you say "heart" in Spanish?
Yoongi: Corazon
Seokjin: It's 10:14
[SUGA HAS BLOCKED YOU]
Seokjin: Please, do me that favor
Yoongi: Why should I have?!
Seokjin: I'll give you an album
Yoongi: ...
Seokjin: Two albums?
Yoongi: Are you really trying to corrupt me? With our merch??
Seokjin: Two albums and my sign?
Yoongi: You---
Seokjin: You can take Hoseok
Hoseok in the bg: THE FUCK??!!!
Yoongi: Sorry, I really wanted to do that but, you know, troubles happen
Namjoon: Troubles? Which kind of troubles?
Yoongi: You know that
Yoongi: People
Hey Lost Souls! It’s a long time that I don’t post something, sorry for this (。T ω T。) To be honest in this period I didn’t have any good idea for write some new fake texts and I even if I still have a bunch of memes, I keep forgetting to post them because I’m a big fool ( 〃▽〃) I hope that the next comeback will give me new inspration ☆ Until that time, sorry for make you wait, I hope you still want to follow us (´。• ᵕ •。`) ♡ Admin Gemy
Jin, teaching Jimin to drive: So, you’re driving, suddenly Taehyung and Jungkook walk in front of you onto the road. Quickly, what do you hit?
Jimin: Definitely Jungkook. I could never hurt Tae.
Jin: The brakes. You hit the fucking brakes.
hoseok : you’re my moose
seokjin : it’s “muse”, hobi
hoseok : i know i just wanted to see u smile
seokjin : well it sure was amoosing
Seokjin: I was questioning about something
Yoongi: *without paying attention* What?
Seokjin: If you tatoo a bug on your butt...does it become a butt-erfly?
Yoongi: Go out. Go fucking out from my room
Seokjin: Fool. This is OUR room
Namjoon: [eating]
Jimin: Nom-joon!
Namjoon: I change my stage name from Rap Monster to RM
Jungkook: Name-joon!
Namjoon: [slams hands on the table]
Taehyung: Bam-joon!
Namjoon: [says yes]
Hoseok: Nod-joon!
Namjoon: [breaks something]
Yoongi: Damn, Joon!
genie : you have three wishes
taehyung : okay i wish my dog could talk
genie : granted.
taehyung, stroking yeontan's head : hey buddy you got two wishes left
Namjoon: Guys please, calm down. It's the 10th September. It's early for Christmas
Jimin: Oh, really?
Namjoon: Yeah, REALLY
Jimin: Ok 😔 *takes off his Santa's hat*
Seokjin: So...you're interesed in art
Taehyung: Uh, yes
Seokjin: Do you want to study me? I'm a masterpiece 😉😉😉