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"Please smile! It's just a bad day, not a bad life" -- A no-sense sideblog BTS-orientend. Enjoy  ❤

[minbuwuty]

tae:

yoongi: square up at 11 motherfucker happy birthday

[sonsofthebighit]

Seokjin: Can I watch the pics in your phone?

Jungkook: *sweating* Which pics?

Seokjin: The ones you have in your phone

Jungkook: Which phone?

Seokjin: The one you have there in your hand

Jungkook: Oh. This. This isn't a phone

Seokjin: And what is it?

Jungkook: *turns on the torch* It's a mini sun bed

[sonsofthebighit]

How BTS choose a new password:

Namjoon: choose the name of a chemical compost

Seokjin: use the word "wrong" so if he forget the password he can read: "your password is wrong"

Yoongi: use always the same one with some variation

Hoseok: choose something randomly that always forget

Jimin: use always is name and some adjective like "cutiejiminie" "minieminieminie33" "parkFairyChimmy01"

Taehyung: use Yeontan's birthday

Jungkook: slam the head on the keyboard

[sonsofthebighit]

BTS at Christmas

Namjoon: writes new songs

Seokjin: makes ginger cookies for the tree

Yoongi: seats next the fireplace

Hoseok: put the lights on the tree and sings the songs Namjoon made

Jimin: wraps the presents

Taehyung: put the deer costume on Yeontan

Jungkook: eats the cookies from the tree

[sonsofthebighit]

Namjoon: Tell me, what's the universe for you?

Seokjin: A very huge SPACE

[sonsofthebighit]

Seokjin: what can do a cat out of lives?

Jungkook: Dunno. Maybe ask his friends?

Yoongi: ENOUGH *slams hands on the table* ONE KIM SEOKJIN IS ENOUGH IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE

[sonsofthebighit]

On Chat

Seokjin: Hey how you say "heart" in Spanish?

Yoongi: Corazon

Seokjin: It's 10:14

[SUGA HAS BLOCKED YOU]

[sonsofthebighit]

Seokjin: Please, do me that favor

Yoongi: Why should I have?!

Seokjin: I'll give you an album

Yoongi: ...

Seokjin: Two albums?

Yoongi: Are you really trying to corrupt me? With our merch??

Seokjin: Two albums and my sign?

Yoongi: You---

Seokjin: You can take Hoseok

Hoseok in the bg: THE FUCK??!!!

[sonsofthebighit]

Yoongi: Sorry, I really wanted to do that but, you know, troubles happen

Namjoon: Troubles? Which kind of troubles?

Yoongi: You know that

Yoongi: People

[sonsofthebighit]

Hey Lost Souls! It’s a long time that I don’t post something, sorry for this  (｡T ω T｡) To be honest in this period I didn’t have any good idea for write some new fake texts and I even if I still have a bunch of memes, I keep forgetting to post them because I’m a big fool  ( 〃▽〃) I hope that the next comeback will give me new inspration  ☆ Until that time, sorry for make you wait, I hope you still want to follow us  (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡ Admin Gemy 

[sonsofthebighit]

Jin, teaching Jimin to drive: So, you’re driving, suddenly Taehyung and Jungkook walk in front of you onto the road. Quickly, what do you hit?

Jimin: Definitely Jungkook. I could never hurt Tae.

Jin: The brakes. You hit the fucking brakes.

[bangtan-probably]

hoseok : you’re my moose

seokjin : it’s “muse”, hobi

hoseok : i know i just wanted to see u smile

seokjin : well it sure was amoosing

[sonsofthebighit]

Seokjin: I was questioning about something

Yoongi: *without paying attention* What?

Seokjin: If you tatoo a bug on your butt...does it become a butt-erfly?

Yoongi: Go out. Go fucking out from my room

Seokjin: Fool. This is OUR room

[sonsofthebighit]

Namjoon: [eating]

Jimin: Nom-joon!

Namjoon: I change my stage name from Rap Monster to RM

Jungkook: Name-joon!

Namjoon: [slams hands on the table]

Taehyung: Bam-joon!

Namjoon: [says yes]

Hoseok: Nod-joon!

Namjoon: [breaks something]

Yoongi: Damn, Joon!

[bangtan-probably]

genie : you have three wishes

taehyung : okay i wish my dog could talk

genie : granted.

taehyung, stroking yeontan's head : hey buddy you got two wishes left

[sonsofthebighit]

Namjoon: Guys please, calm down. It's the 10th September. It's early for Christmas

Jimin: Oh, really?

Namjoon: Yeah, REALLY

Jimin: Ok 😔 *takes off his Santa's hat*

[sonsofthebighit]

Seokjin: So...you're interesed in art

Taehyung: Uh, yes

Seokjin: Do you want to study me? I'm a masterpiece 😉😉😉