My parents are away and my mum is texting me about the films they’ve been watching. It’s like playing guess who but movies.
Mums text : he’s got stage 4 cancer, a red suit, two big knives to kill people and he has super powers.
Me internally: hmmm, red suit= Santa ergo rogue Santa
My text: Ah
Mums text: it’s dead pool apparently
Me internally: WTF, LOL
















