you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

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you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.
“bits to use in everyday conversations”
i named them cruelty of the heart and sickness of the mind
having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved
how do i get close to you
You can’t
The Joestars (parts 1 - 6)
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟
With a shy fem!Reader (who might have a crush on them)
Jonathan⋆˚࿔
Jonathan notices you staring at him from behind a tree a few times far too late, no matter how obvious you thought you were being. But once he does notice, it’s over for you — somehow he becomes aware of your presence every single time afterward, like a sixth sense.
At first, he’s genuinely flattered. In his mind, such a sweet-looking person must simply be trying to become friends with him, and in true gentleman fashion, he politely attempts to approach you… only for you to vanish before he can even say hello.
Eventually, Jonathan starts treating you the way one would treat a frightened rabbit or deer: gentle movements, soft smiles, never cornering you, always letting you decide the pace. (After a few attempts to call out to you from across the fields that is).
And after enough failed escape attempts and nervous eye contact, you finally manage to approach him yourself. Jonathan acts completely normal about it despite internally feeling like he just won a war.
───
Joseph⋆˚࿔
Joseph notices you “accidentally” bumping into him one too many times and immediately clocks that it’s way too frequent to be coincidence.
Naturally, his first response is to flirt with you so aggressively that you short-circuit on the spot and flee before he can even finish his first sentence.
The problem? Joseph is absolutely oblivious to why you keep avoiding him afterward. He genuinely thinks he’s being charming. It takes Caesar spelling it out for him:
“She likes you, idiot. You’re scaring her.”
After that, Joseph tries to tone himself down around you. He really does. Unfortunately, he can’t maintain restraint for longer than thirty seconds before slipping back into his loud, animated, overly expressive self.
Still, your shyness only motivates him more. He keeps trying to coax reactions out of you — teasing comments, stupid impressions, dramatic storytelling — until one day you finally laugh at one of his jokes.
And Joseph genuinely freezes. Weak at the knees. Suddenly he’s the flustered one.
───
Jotaro⋆˚࿔
Jotaro knows you’re staring at him before your eyes even meet.
At first, he treats you like any other admirer. You linger nearby, avoid direct interaction, stare too long — typical fangirl behavior. He’s irritated by your presence, though he does silently appreciate that you never invade his personal space the way others do.
Still, something about you catches his attention.
Unlike everyone else, you never force conversations, never chase after him, never try to sit too close. You just… observe from afar before disappearing whenever he notices you.
Over time, Jotaro starts unconsciously memorizing little things about you.
The way you feed stray kittens on your walk to school every morning.
How you bite your nails before exams without even realizing it.
He notices all of it despite pretending not to care.
Jotaro receives countless gifts and confession letters from classmates, most of which go straight into the trash unopened. So when he finds a carefully decorated homemade cookie box sitting on his desk after first period, accompanied by a tiny note reading “From Y/N”, even he pauses.
And instead of throwing it away, he quietly stores it in his bag.
───
Josuke⋆˚࿔
Josuke is so oblivious that it takes half the school gossiping before he even considers the possibility that you might like him. And even then, he refuses to believe it.
But once even Okuyasu catches on, Josuke can’t deny it anymore.
He acts casual about it, but internally? Massive ego boost.
Josuke starts trying to talk to you more often, though unlike Joseph, he’s slightly gentler about it. Unfortunately, you still panic and run away half the time, which sends him spiraling into self-doubt.
Did he say something weird?
Was he too loud?
Did he make you uncomfortable?
The more he thinks about you, the more attached he becomes without even realizing it. Eventually, Josuke starts learning how to approach you carefully — giving you room, letting silences happen naturally, waiting for you to come closer instead of chasing after you.
And honestly? That patience is exactly what makes him fall for you completely.
───
Giorno⋆˚࿔
Giorno realizes almost immediately that you have feelings for him.
It’s in your heartbeat, your breathing, the way your voice changes whenever he asks for your opinion during missions. He notices every tiny reaction with frightening accuracy.
Still, Giorno doesn’t actively pursue conversation at first. He’s too focused on his dream to let himself get distracted by romance.
But whenever you gather the courage to speak to him, he gives you his full attention without interruption. And somehow, that calm focus makes it easy for even someone as shy as you to relax around him.
Little by little, your nervous stammering turns into rambling conversations. You start talking more freely, smiling more openly, forgetting to be afraid around him.
And Giorno grows unexpectedly fond of it.
He begins looking forward to your small rants, your animated expressions, the way your eyes light up when you get excited. To the point that Gold Experience unconsciously starts producing tiny carnations nearby whenever you’re around — a silent reflection of Giorno’s feelings.
───
Jolyne⋆˚࿔
The first time Jolyne catches you staring at her from across the prison cafeteria, she points directly at you and shouts,
“Quit staring at me like a creep!”
The immediate panic on your face makes her regret it almost instantly.
When you abruptly leave to calm yourself down, Jolyne sits there feeling weirdly guilty before eventually tracking you down to apologize — though she’s painfully awkward about it.
“Uh… I didn’t mean it like that. You just startled me, okay?”
It takes hours before you finally stop trembling around her like a frightened animal, but once you do, Jolyne starts finding your shy nature strangely adorable.
She becomes softer with you without even noticing it herself. Less teasing, quieter tone, gentler body language. She starts casually sitting near you during meals, offering you snacks, nudging your shoulder whenever she wants your attention.
And every single time she manages to make you smile without scaring you off, she feels ridiculously proud of herself.
how i look like when he tells me to watch out for my teeth when im sucking on him but he forgot to buy me my pepsi while grocery shopping
the past grabs back
hi im alive! a lot of crazy stuff happened, and now i am a big boy and responsible for a loooootttt of crazy stuff too! hope i can get back to posting soon :D
thinking about how when you experience a lot of shame in your formative years (indirectly, directly, as abuse or just as an extant part of your environment) it becomes really difficult to be perceived by other people in general. the mere concept of someone watching me do anything, whether it's a totally normal activity or something unfamiliar of embarrassing, whether I'm working in an excel spreadsheet or being horny on main, it just makes my skin crawl and my brain turn to static because I cannot convince myself that it's okay to be seen and experienced. because to exist is to be ashamed and embarrassed of myself, whether I'm failing at something or not, because my instinctive reaction to anyone commenting on ANYTHING I'm doing is to crawl into a hole and die. it's such a bizarre and dehumanizing feeling to just not be able to exist without constantly thinking about how you are being Perceived. ceaseless watcher give me a god damn break.
sorry to put your tags on blast on this insane breach containment post I have since muted, but you're right and you should say it.
It is defeatable. Go for the throat.
"i would kill a pedophile to protect my child" ok but would you teach your child how to say no? even to adults? even to adults you like? would you teach your child the words "penis" and "vulva" and then use them? would you let them ask questions about their body? would you answer them honestly? would you learn how to cope with your feelings when you talk about human bodies, so they don't feel ashamed? would you set a positive example for how you talk about your body? would you tell your child they don't have to hug or kiss anyone? would you tell your family the same? would you stand by them when they refuse to hug someone? even someone you know has never done anything to hurt them? would you let your child avoid food they don't like? would you let you child avoid people they don't like? would you believe them? would you sit in the discomfort of not knowing all the answers and not take it out on them? would you love your child the same if someone did hurt them? would you make them feel valued just as they are? would you let them talk to doctors or nurses in private? would you let them express their feelings? would you show interest in their life? would you let your child say no to you? would you help your child feel safe coming to you when they make a mistake? would you apologize to your child? would you believe them? would you put aside your anger to focus on what would make your child feel safe and loved? would you put your ego aside for your child? would you take your child's concerns seriously? would you listen to your child? would you believe them?
what if the Pipis is like ootheca because it has so many little Spamton nymphs
Unplugged - I really been wanting to do something a bit more sad and dramatic with Tenna 😅 and I thought a monochrome style would not only be a bit easier but it would be also more fitting? NOTE: it's not confirmed in game if it was Kris the one who unplugged him, so that's made up here for the sake of this little comic lol.
I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST ...
I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED.
Pride!
comic I posted in 2021 that has only become more relevant since chapter 4
what if your doppelganger loved being you more than you ever loved being yourself. they're better at being you and everyone loves them and it feels almost selfish to want your life back. i want clone horror but the horror is that the thing trying to replace you is also the person you always wanted to be.
and it is imperative that it ends with killing the better version of yourself with your bare hands btw.