justlikeyouimagined

probably nsfw. ao3: justlikeyouimagined

[lowpawly]

the authors open fetish that complements the themes of their work

[apathy-tied-in-knots]

important plot device thats also just authors fetish. call that a jackoffs gun

[tlirsgender]

A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *is very long*

Me: is that you, Doug

The credits: Freaky Creature played by Doug Jones

Me: YEAHHHH

[agir1ukn0w]

A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *does that elegant hand movement that Doug always seems to do*

Me: DOUG!!!

[texnessa]

How dare anyone over look:

[dollsahoy]

Where it started

[laughterkey]

DOUG WAS MAC TONIGHT??

[icarus-suraki]

Y’all also need to know that Doug Jones was in Smash Mouth’s music video for “All Star” as Pencil Head:

[gallusrostromegalus]

@cellarspider It’s your Blorbo from apparently everything?

[cellarspider]

Indeed, he is in an unexpectedly large amount of everything! You never know where he’ll turn up, being spindly and mesmerizing.

[landsccape]

[butdarlingthestarrs]

François Arnaud | Behind the Blinds Magazine

[doveywovy]

idk guys sometimes you just have to accept a ship dynamic is unhealthy, insane, and sometimes abusive. and its not real people so those factors just make it interesting

please stop unfolding the origami crane and smoothing it out bc you got worried the paper was hurting from the bends

[hard--byte]

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face

[hollanderthoughts]

I mean yea I got a big dick “but do you use it” yea to choke him out “but do you fuck him” his throat “but” oh I have a big dick so it’s on me to top? Please. he has a better ass why doesn’t he get this kind of shit for not bottoming. Un fucking believable.

[peaches-and-dream]

i think one of the first people who figures out ilya is in a secret relationship is the bears team doctor bc suddenly after years of never bringing it up at all he comes in with a picture of his back with a bunch of moles circled in red like hello are any of these cancer? What about this one? and the doctor asks what exactly about the moles concerns him and he just shrugs

[shanehollandered]

[sladucer]

You're brave.

[rotinmycore]

run.

[socio-sweetheart]

[maxxie-or-smth]

no one else twists the knife as good as u come over

[vampirekoolaid]

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[blanklier]

while he's in the centaurs, the rookies start jokingly giving ilya their knocked out teeth (this evolves to most of the team doing it) as "tribute" and it makes shane so insanely, violently jealous that ilya walks in the day after the match with double the marks and bruises he left with.

[jerseyclown]

and a little more fucking the wound for my friend here please

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

Jana Heidersdorf