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[these-are-not-my-titties]

look he's so alive and so happy wowowow

[evilvillain123456789]

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

[mtfoss]

Okay so normal rules then

[i-enact-postvore]

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

[loveshoplifter]

same but it's black people

[i-enact-postvore]

That's right

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[ceruleanheaven]

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

[ceruleanheaven]

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

[ceruleanheaven]

lets all kill ourselves

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

magneto is actually so so chill for a guy who can throw buses at people. if i could throw buses at people i would never not be throwing buses at people

[sigmagosling]

March, March, he's our man. If he can't do it, no one can! Maaaaaarch.

[kalichnikov]

[clarificationsw]

literally my dad

[chaussurre]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[morarenga]

gn

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20]

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

[tortellinigirl]

okay, i hate men

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[animentality]

[nocturnaltigerrevelation]

>have problem

>recognize it as part of my divine punishment

>no problem

[100493503004422]

I've gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I'm not about to start now

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do