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I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles
every time i see someone talk broadly about how mental illness is ābeing destigmatizedā iām like speak for yourself buddy. some of us still have brain disorders that if you google them the first 1000 responses are like āhow to explode people with this condition with deadly bombs and fire and then douse the ashes in acid so they dont rise again craving the flesh of the livingā
some SICK FUCK just responded to a FIVE YEAR OLD COMMENT I left on a Hamilton animatic to say "I don't actually care about this comment, I just wanted to remind you you had a Hamilton phase 5 years ago". What kind of MALICIOUS,
I would break down. Was it the Helpless one
People will tell me to Touch Grass and I am just like "I live in the FUCKING desert what grass????"
@spitblaze
I am trying but they are so fast and crafty
Twitter users are defending their right to assume Picasso was a renaissance artist. Tiktok users think watching any film made outside the US makes you a snob. āReplace classic lit with YA and fan fictionā discourse is flourishing. I think weāre just living in anti intellectual times.
it's not anti-intellectualism it's anti-snobbery
Let me ask you this: how many āsnobsā have you actually met? Because I have met many people who take interest in art history, watch vintage film or films from films from outside the US (which by the way are not all āarthouseā films), or read and cherish historically and culturally significant literature. But I have never met anyone who will treat me like Iām a bad person for watching Mama Mia or just wanting to be entertained once in a while. I have, however, met people who think art history is stupid and pointless and that those who study it deserve to live in poverty, who are xenophobic and dismissive toward any art made outside the US (or western Europe for that matter), or roll their eyes at people who read literature they consider boring because theyāve never given it a try. In fact, most of the people I know who you would consider āsnobsā out of projected insecurity are cautious to bring up their interests because they think theyāll be made fun of. Is anti intellectualism āanti elitist?ā At times, but itās the sort of pseudo populism that fits comfortably within contemporary right wing discourse. Have you paid any attention to politics the last decade or so? If you are allergic to culture and new information, fine. Just donāt claim the moral high ground for it.
you could have just asked for her wig instead of snatching it like that
tumblr users: i hate tiktok it's the worst
every post of a tiktok video: 12,746 reblogs, 45,094 likes
yes but the experience of occassionally seeing a curated-by-my-homies tiktok vid on my dash is so violently different from the endless stream of scrolling through algorithmic video content. i crave variety. what is my social media experience without walls of text interrupted randomly by videos of ducks and pictures of weird vegan brownies.
#every tiktok that appears on my dash has gone through at minimum 2 layers of human peer review
A moment of light during the siege
sorry professor I could not do this assignment. there are fictional characters in my head.
My problem is that while I love waking up early, I also fucking hate going to bed early. Itās unreasonable, 24 hours is simply not enough time to get everything done each day. Iām a busy man with plenty to do, I should be allowed to go to bed at 2 am and wake up at 5 am and get a solid 8 hours of sleep in the middle. Like why is that too much to ask.
Me when the man with a cold demeanor (a reaction caused by severe trauma) calls his pseudo spunky daughter who hasnāt lost all hope yet like he has an extremely common nickname for young girls (i.e. sweetheart, love, baby girl, etc.)
i love how some people are like āhow long will this tumblr dracula fad last?ā excuse me?! youāre asking that while supernaturalās fifteen season corpse is still being paraded through the streets? of people who read homestuck? have you seen the joke about the color theory?!
me outside at night: hm. what's the scariest image I've ever seen
Police are the problem. Giving more money to the problem makes the problem bigger.
Where is the data that backs up more police funding lowers crime?
There is none.
literally not going to argue with a man whoās covered in blood. whatever you say gorgeous
ppl who oppose gender affirming care for kids are nuts like the extent of medical intervention for trans kids is maybe puberty blockers but theyāll still be like āSO UR SAYING WE SHOULD LET TODDLERS HAVE TOP SURGERY???????ā barbara toddlers do not have a top to surgery
Saw someone asking "so do you endorse giving puberty blockers to five year olds?"
Friend, a five year old should not have puberty to block. If they do that's called precocious puberty and is the original reason puberty blockers were invented. If a five year old is going through puberty I absolutely endorse them being given puberty blockers
do fish ever get to repent? or are they doomed to swim around forever bearing the sins we have tossed to them to consume over the many years?
this drawing i did years ago makes sense now
girl help! the popular fanon interpretation of my favorite character is stupid as fuck