soph

to the moon and back darling

[gifak-net]

[deerypoof]

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

[grimfangsmaw]

IT DOESN’T HELP THAT THOSE ARE POSSUMS WHO ALSO HAVE TERRIBLE EYESIGHT. XD SO BOTH CREATURES DIDN’T REALIZE WHAT WAS WHAT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE I’M DYING. 

[salparadisewasright-deactivated]

everyone in this forest is so confused and I love them

[spacedlexi]

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

[topsiders-tanlines]

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

[dashaibo]

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

[frowningfox]

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

[insomniac-arrest]

on cats

pros of being made of liquid:

get place

reloxing

armour

cons of being made of liquid:

DISOPEAR INTO THE ABYSS

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“REMEMBER ME AS I NOW AM HOOMAN”

[blaekswan-deactivated20210428]

me, age 15: i cant wait to be 20 when i will finally reach my full potential, peak me,

me, on my 20s: i cant wait to die

[carlylala]

Person: describe the reputation era

Me:

[imperilysm]

This pill is a gallon and a half of milk condensed down. Wish me luck

[imperilysm]

I calculated it out and a gallon of milk is about half a pound powdered which is a lot of pills, but gets you about two and a half thousand calories

[imperilysm]

I want to put powdered milk in pill form so I can take a handful and wash it down with more milk

[imperilysm]

Call Mussolini a lil bitch and fuck his wife

[racistspiderman]

are you okay

[imperilysm]

do I sound okay

[mockibranch1]

how is this man real

[elliblu-deactivated20190125]

I want someone to blog about me the way this man blogs about pasta

[funnyjoke]

Funny Memes. Updated Daily! ⇢ FunnyJoke.tumblr.com 😀

[paintsspeeling]

[socialnetworkhell]

Women: I would prefer to be with a man who doesn’t abuse me, isn’t an addict, doesn’t cheat, bathes Journalist: WHAT A BRUTAL LIST OF DEMANDS

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[colachampagnedad]

saving up to fly out to scotland and spot the loch ness monster

[sam1tron]

[dryhasretiredtoalesbianonlyfarm]

when my mutuals log on

[stayatsam]

yall love trans boys until they start T and get manly and hairy and grow a trans guy penis and get deep voices and some belly chub and get a fucked high sex drive and  not some “uwu space smol bean boy” that you wanna romanticize so deeply and “protect” 

whatever yeehaw 

[the-rice-cat-deactivated2021070]

Not only is this the tea, the yeehaw is the cherry on top

[phobias]

will you still love me when i’m no longer young and swaggy

[jalapenohopper-deactivated20180]

It doesn’t matter what generation ur from we’re all stupid

[sagihairius]

*gets down on one knee* *gets down on other knee* *lays down on ground* *doesn’t get up ever*