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something something red guy on the brain again something something...

#dont hug me im scared #dhmis fanart #dhmis red guy #dhmis #i miss them guys :(#final ep killed me lesley reveal goes crazy

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS A HUNDRED TODAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID ATTENBOROUGH ‼️🎉🫶🫶

#david attenborough #HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID!!#TRIPLE DIGITS!!!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN TRAVIS IS NAMED AFTER FANCY SANDALS

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN IM SORRY WHAT. I. WHAT. I MEAN IT'S KINDA AN INCONIC NAME BUT IM WHEEZING HE IS NAMED AFTER FANCY SANDALS.

#clueless 1995 #Travis Birkenstock #i am sorry i cannot take his name seriously #he is the child of fancy sandals and the skater boy stereotype

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love how frequently stuff that's considered quintessentially U.S.American is actually named after european cities. jeans and denim. hotdogs (frankfurters & wieners). mother fucking HAMBURGERS

sophisticated-alien

(whispers menacingly holding a candlestick) sandwiches are named after John Montagu the 4th earl of sandwich who ate roast beef between two bits of bread whilst gallivanting at gambling houses and made the "sandwich" became popular in london in the 1760-1770s and adopted his name. (crawls away giggling maniacally)

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

tumblr entertain me

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

tumblr please when is it MY turn to be amused. provide me with whimsy i beg you

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

you people are so bad at this. the (best) collective noun for a group of clowns is a "trunkload." "Caligula" was a cutesy childhood nickname meaning "little boots." ventriloquism was originally a religious practice; ancient greeks used their tummy noises to talk to ghosts. i have to do everything around here

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