SOPHSCRIB

The she who her’d that tumblr is fun. Will find out eventually.

[kidovna]

7 days to ST5! the core four ♥️♦️♠️♣️

(more cleradin/d&d art here)

[thehouzekat]

See more for variations and process images

[vampalaurels]

Noises Off Ch 13 just dropped so it is my ABSOLUTE PLEASURE to present to you the Official Visual Guide to Noises Off Ch 13's Tv World Crew!

[sophscrib]

Protected by her brother and sister

I don’t want to accept the fate I gave her later, so I’m trying to figure out a way which keeps her happy…. I’m not finding it.

Also baby picture of baby Barbie to make things hurt more

[sophscrib]

Protected by her brother and sister

I don’t want to accept the fate I gave her later, so I’m trying to figure out a way which keeps her happy…. I’m not finding it.

Also baby picture of baby Barbie to make things hurt more

[heliumgenius]

I had a dream where Michael was just. On top of my wardrobe. That's kinda what it looked like.

[leiflemmon]

Finished!!! Finally... that took 100 years longer than I expected.

I've seen a lot of cool art about Susie crashing out in rage after a Kris betrayal, but I think Ralsei should have a turn to get Incredibly Unreasonably Mad once, too.

[sophscrib]

Prince and Chocolat

I’m studying for exams rn, but I was listening to long video essays on YouTube and apparently Chara makes everything a competition? And they have “The Correct Way” to drink water? And Asriel (wanting to be just as cool) copied them?

It’s been 10 years since I’ve first played this game and I STILL find out new things about it

[janirah]

The King is dead. Long live the King!

[themothmanapologist]

As a medical professional, listening to Malevolent is a labor of love at times. I have to suspend all my disbelief. John can read/navigate with Arthur's eyes without having muscular control to align the fovea? Sure. Stab wound with maggot packing & monster impalement with improvised sutures on the fly? Sepsis doesn't exist here.

Alternative explanation: John and Arthur bicker so much that even the bacteria can't tolerate sticking around them for too long.

[marineflamez]

new deltarune animation!!!! YAHOOOO cabinet man my beloved....

[sophscrib]

Twinning

[dakeus-art]

"Life - give me life until the end,

That at the very top of being,

The battle-spirit shouting in my blood,

Out of the reddest hell of the fight

I may be snatched and flung

Into the everlasting lull,

The immortal, incommunicable dream."

[heruvimski]

O, Isuse Daj Mi Suze.

Zdravo Marijo, milosti puna, Gospodin s tobom. Blagoslovljena ti među ženama i blagoslovljen plod utrobe tvoje, Isus. Sveta Marijo, Majko Božja, moli za nas grešnike, sada i na času smrti naše.

[antwhim]

I love how these sketches are only like a week old and I'm still like wow... old art..

[sophscrib]

I love robots.

(I’m getting back into the swing of things. Ignore the hands being weird. I know.)

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

ONE WILLIAM NOTES