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once again i love how star wars takes place in a massive galaxy with thousands of planets and billions of people, and yet every bounty hunter knows each other personally

dragonfox-in-a-teacup

It's called networking babe

youvebeenlivingfictional

when Boba Fett adds you on LinkedIn you know you've made it

funnytwittertweets

lovely-v

i was at a bookshop yesterday buying three books and the cashier looked at my stack and went “oh one of my favorites! oh another one of my favorites! oh three of my favorites !!” and all i could think was

murielsweddings-deactivated2023

stopppppp im going to pass away just thinking abt this

youngbloodbuzz

#what a way to discover you have a priase kink

champagne-vagabond

When I got my first tattoo I told my rather beautiful tattoo artist that I refused to be a wuss and she said “Oh dont worry, if you squirm I will pin you down.”

And that lives in my head rent free.

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cipheramnesia

“What is it with queer people and tattoos?”

facelessoldgargoyle

Something something intricate rituals

aleisol

anerdyfeminist

Queer people and tattoos? Probably a lot of this going on, too:

ahraeyah

😳

yassmines

my favorite part abt this generation is no one is ironing their clothes anymore fjckfncn fuck that! if the wrinkles wanna be there let them

snowthunder

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: In Howl’s Moving Castle Sophie goes back in time and witnesses Howl making his original deal with Calcifer thus discovering the way to break Howl’s curse and before she leaves she tells Howl to find her in the future and if you recall to the beginning of the movie Howl saves Sophie from some highly questionable and rapey soldiers and tells her “there you are sweetheart, sorry I’m late, I’ve been looking everywhere for you” because he took what she told him as a child to heart and has been looking for her ever since and if that’s not the tightest shit ever I don’t know what is