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[kristahliaweek]

Fin.

[girlbossfranziskavonkarma]

[machinecatgirl]

[werewolfcave]

[sophstation]

[mitski-miyawakis]

[fizztapp]

[fizztapp]

Here’s all the new versions of the emoji I had to make for this video. The V sound, the OOO sound, and the front facing AAA. Go wild w them

[furbearingbrick]

you’ve given me access to the worst possible kind of power

[icreateblackimages]

The Nutcracker dance you’ve NEVER seen before!  

[ayemuhhfucka]

fuckin amazing 👏🏾🔥

[birdungehrl]

this is the kind of art I want to see in the world

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

i just predicted and then immediately fulfilled the prophesy of running into a shiny pokémon in this one single random encounter. i am unto a god

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

unto a god

[leegle]

The other day I saw a murkrow pop up on Pokemon Go and I was like ‘I’ve caught a bajillion Murkrow but there’s always the chance this one is shiny even if it probably isnt’ AND IT WAS.

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

this post is now a shiny charm. likes charge reblogs cast

[kingwildex-deactivated20190919]

I’m at 5 what about you?

[sophstation]

39

[amateur]

[gif87a-com]

[whothebuckisfuckybruh-deactivat]

me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time:

[fuzipenguin]

I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can see why.

[cappucino-commie]

I forgot vets existed for a moment and that comment made me wonder what Cryptid had gotten a doctorate and was performing surgery.

[exhaustedcryptid]

this is called a ladder stitch for anyone whos wondering!

[charlesoberonn]

The youngest a female cat can give birth is age 6 months. And the oldest she can live is 30+ years. So a cat could hypothetically meet her descendants 60+ generations down the line.

[l-g-6-5]

I know the goose is nonbinary, but just using 'they' really isn't doing her justice. What I propose: refer to him with all pronouns, switching them up in the same sentence when referring to them. It reflects her chaotic personality and he will cause chaos everywhere they go. She will confuse everyone while he steals the town's items. They will bring the revolution.

[personal-scientist]

The g in goose stands for genderfluid

[tiktoks-we-like]

[aj-thegreatest]

Another piece of writing advice for all writers to know
-From How to read literature like a professor by Thomas C. Foster

[mobpsycho100]

fmab is actually classic literature im not even gonna call it an anime

[mobpsycho100]

[sophstation]

DONT FORGET FMA03

[slimetony]

Visit Original Link

Musicologists teamed up with machine learning experts to train a computer to make viral Tik Tok songs. This is what it came up with.

[koopakeki]

[mewsicalmiss]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I have exactly one (1) lifehack for every adult thing and that is “admit your ignorance to customer service people”

no, seriously! I know how nothing in adult life works, but I have learned it by calling up the customer service division of whatever agency I am having a problem with and then just asking about whatever the problem is, emphasizing my complete lack of knowledge about the thing.

my actual literal script for these interactions: “Hi, my name is [name]. This is my problem: [problem]. I don’t know how [adult thing] works. could you explain how [adult thing] works?” it fucking works every time.

me: I keep getting conflicting information as to whether my therapist is covered by my health insurance. I don’t know anything about health insurance, so this is very confusing to me. could you explain why this might be happening? health insurance customer service: it’s because your normal health insurance is X company but your mental healthcare is subcontracted out to Y company, and Y covers your therapist but X doesn’t. just always bill Y when you go to your therapist and you’ll be fine.

me: I accidentally put the wrong date to pay my credit card off and I’m afraid it will post before I get paid. this is my first credit card so I don’t know what I’m doing. could you tell me when it will post? customer service person: it will send a message to your bank today, but your bank won’t respond to it until tomorrow when you get paid, so you’re fine. and even if it does bounce, the fee is only $25 and you qualify for a waiver.

me: I went to an urgent care place that said they’d take my health insurance, but now i have a big bill. I don’t know how billing works: can you explain why the amount is so much for such a routine trip? customer service person: it’s because you were out of network at the time. however, since your insurance hasn’t covered the cost of care, the urgent care people should refund you for the cost of the services you paid for. me: [gets actual check in mail for the $200 I spent on testing my pee]

I would not recommend this method for retail (for the love of god, do not tell a sleazy car dealer that you don’t know how cars work), and sure, sometimes you have to speak to the manager or threaten a credit card chargeback or whatever you need to do. but 99% of the time, speaking nicely and admitting to needing help has worked wonders for me, and means I don’t have to stew in terror over doing some adult thing Wrong.

[misheancolchester]

This 100% goes for appliance support as well. If you dont have your instructions or don’t understand how the appliance works or have forgotten the customer service person will CHEERFULLY go through step by step if you admit you don’t know and don’t shout. Usually we can solve the issue, unless you cut your dishdrawer in half so it’ll fit on your boat then i can’t help I’m afraid.

[arrghigiveup]

that… that sounds like an awfully specific example 👀

[gallusrostromegalus]

When husband was doing tech support he had to field a call froma gentleman who had put a cheese sandwich in his VCR under the impression it was a panini maker.

The Gentleman had the good sense to employ the “I need help, I don’t understand what this device is for or how to get my money back, can you help me?” and the call went extremely well and he got his money refunded and someone to come take the ‘panini maker’ away.  

So even if you’ve already done something boneheaded, the “I don’t know what I’m doing, please help” routine still works!

[corsolanite]

this scene right here is hands down the funniest shit I’ve seen come out of this show.

[theisb]

Bewear is like… maybe the fourth best Pokemon of all time.

[atopfourthwall]